Search:

Type: Posts; User: JimC

Page 1 of 10 1 2 3 4

Search: Search took 0.58 seconds.

  1. Thread: Florida Man

    by JimC
    Replies
    0
    Views
    1

    Florida Man

    When you see that in the title, you have to wonder if what follows might really belong in the Darwin Awards thread, but this one didn't quite earn Florida Man that honor:

    Florida Man Scalped By...
  2. Replies
    17
    Views
    247

    I used to work with a guy who seemed to think of...

    I used to work with a guy who seemed to think of himself as an uber-Christian.
    He had been married and divorced I think six or seven times and was a Deacon in his church.
    He seemed to have found a...
  3. Replies
    17
    Views
    247

    Thanks for the clarification. I was recalling...

    Thanks for the clarification.
    I was recalling something about, "coming not to abolish the law but to fulfill it".

    I'm having trouble grasping how the church can advocate for the civil rights of...
  4. Replies
    17
    Views
    247

    Those two other adults are involved in a carnal,...

    Those two other adults are involved in a carnal, sinful, relationship that will have them consigned to hell.
    Trump and Stormy, that was just a business arrangement and we all know that business can...
  5. Replies
    6
    Views
    231

    He sometimes talked about "homeopathic...

    He sometimes talked about "homeopathic medicines", and during his presentation, he'd swallow an entire box - maybe 25-50 pills - of "sleep medication" just to show how completely useless it is. And...
  6. Replies
    8
    Views
    186

    They should have just moved him to a biology...

    They should have just moved him to a biology position.
  7. Replies
    6
    Views
    231

    RIP. I enjoyed watching some of his "debunking"...

    RIP.
    I enjoyed watching some of his "debunking" efforts.
  8. Replies
    17
    Views
    247

    But does it signal a change in the stance of the...

    But does it signal a change in the stance of the church on homosexuality?
    If "the Church" advocates for inclusion of same-sex couples in civil law, doesn't that imply recognition or acceptance of...
  9. Replies
    8
    Views
    186

    I'll have to think about that - and I will. The...

    I'll have to think about that - and I will.
    The first thing that comes to mind was a philosophy professor who during lectures would seem to go to another place at times.
    He'd stop in mid-sentence...
  10. Replies
    17
    Views
    247

    Pope Endorses Civil Union Laws

    For same-sex couples:

    https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/21/europe/pope-gay-couples-civil-union-intl/index.html

    Now if he can just water down that whole "thou shalt not..." sequence we'll be on a roll.
  11. Replies
    5
    Views
    366

    Damn, RIP. I think I heard that song two or...

    Damn, RIP.
    I think I heard that song two or three times back in the day before I realized it wasn't The Police.
  12. Replies
    3,951
    Views
    481,633

    I like Spam, usually a little salty though. It's...

    I like Spam, usually a little salty though.
    It's pretty good fried too.

    Those single slice servings were essential storm supplies when I lived on the coast.
  13. Thread: Bobby Jo Stinnett

    by JimC
    Replies
    1
    Views
    181

    Woman like that probably shouldn't have pets.

    Woman like that probably shouldn't have pets.
  14. Replies
    2,519
    Views
    568,148

    I just watched a short clip of this. Pence was...

    I just watched a short clip of this.
    Pence was sitting down.
    We can't see if his fly is zipped or not.
  15. Replies
    2,519
    Views
    568,148

    https://youtu.be/4BmwtWwpoE4 And here's the...

    https://youtu.be/4BmwtWwpoE4

    And here's the "Closed Captioning" just in case of anyone with a hearing impairment:

    Bzzzzzz bzzzzzz bzz bzzzz bzbzbzzzz
    Bzz bzzzz bzzbzz bzzzzzzzz
  16. Replies
    2,519
    Views
    568,148

    Oh, OK; never mind then. But I still say common...

    Oh, OK; never mind then.
    But I still say common courtesy has fallen by the wayside in American politics, even though I can't cite the Pence-fly issue as an illustration of that.
    Not immediately,...
  17. Replies
    2,519
    Views
    568,148

    I didn't watch it, but I heard that Pence had a...

    I didn't watch it, but I heard that Pence had a fly problem.
    He must've left it unzipped or something.

    That's just one more illustration of how common courtesy has fallen to the wayside in...
  18. Thread: Herman Cain, 74

    by JimC
    Replies
    8
    Views
    733

    I've been hoping to catch him in the parking lot...

    I've been hoping to catch him in the parking lot to see if he has one of those Rebel flag license plates on his vehicle too.
  19. Replies
    2,519
    Views
    568,148

    It's funny - I hear Harris won hands down or that...

    It's funny - I hear Harris won hands down or that Pence won hands down depending (apparently) upon the political leanings of the speaker.
    I've seen news stories about Harris and her "sterling...
  20. I'm all for the 2nd, but they really didn't have...

    I'm all for the 2nd, but they really didn't have any reason to be pointing guns at people.
    That implies to me that they aren't seasoned with firearms.
    I'd have just smiled and waved as long as they...
  21. That's an understandable first impression. But...

    That's an understandable first impression.
    But for something like that to draw attention in Florida, it would need to be a one-legged, machete-wielding man in a gorilla suit riding a unicycle.
  22. Machete-Wielding Man In Gorilla Suit Issues Threats

    I'm not sure what aroused suspicion about the guy, unless maybe it was his trying to blow up an apartment building using fireworks.
    ...
  23. Replies
    3,951
    Views
    481,633

    I was going to share a photo, but instead I'm...

    I was going to share a photo, but instead I'm looking all over the place for that cool picture I used to have of two turds on a plate.
  24. Replies
    2,519
    Views
    568,148

    There are those who believe that he is lying and...

    There are those who believe that he is lying and that his announcement is really a secret code meaning that he is about to move hard and fast to take down the pedo ring led by Hillary before they can...
  25. Replies
    2,519
    Views
    568,148

    Seems that Trump and Melania have tested positive...

    Seems that Trump and Melania have tested positive for COVID-19.

    https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/01/politics/hope-hicks-positive-coronavirus/index.html
  26. Replies
    2,519
    Views
    568,148

    Biden is a like a Play-Doh puppet who can be (and...

    Biden is a like a Play-Doh puppet who can be (and will and is) molded into whatever shape his handlers need at any given moment, and he'll likely be sent straight to the noose or the guillotine as...
  27. Replies
    12
    Views
    572

    I read that the warrant authorized the "no knock"...

    I read that the warrant authorized the "no knock" tactic, so if they did do that it was not improper.
    But I'd also say that IMO such a tactic should never be used in executing a search warrant...
  28. Replies
    2,519
    Views
    568,148

    I don't think this will hurt him with his fans....

    I don't think this will hurt him with his fans.
    In fact, they'll probably decide that he's even smarter and more shrewd than they thought, what with only paying something like $750 in taxes.

    I...
  29. Replies
    12
    Views
    572

    If adjourning the jury without a vote is legal,...

    If adjourning the jury without a vote is legal, it should not be, that undermines the purpose of convening a jury and adds an appearance of legitimacy that may be undeserved.
    I was surprised by your...
  30. Replies
    12
    Views
    572

    A really tragic situation. I served on Grand...

    A really tragic situation.

    I served on Grand Jury a couple of years ago.
    It was interesting, I'm glad to have done it, but I never want to do it again.

    I've seen really big, tough-looking guys...
  31. Replies
    6
    Views
    286

    Dang! There's a video?! I want to know more...

    Dang!
    There's a video?!

    I want to know more about the unknown person who supplies the monthly input of used condoms.
    I'm betting it's someone who's connected to the prostitution industry who...
  32. Replies
    6
    Views
    286

    Didn't have Chinese or Vietnamese by any chance?

    Didn't have Chinese or Vietnamese by any chance?
  33. Replies
    3,951
    Views
    481,633

    A colonoscopy likely saved my BIL's life six or...

    A colonoscopy likely saved my BIL's life six or seven years ago.
    They detected cancer at an early stage, he had surgery and has been doing great since.
    Me being me, I have declined to have one in...
  34. Replies
    6
    Views
    286

    Used Car, OK. Used Clothes, Check. Used

    Police in Vietnam have shut down an operation selling recycled condoms.
    I haven't figured out yet what the problem is; unless maybe it's because they offered them as "new".
    I mean, I've been...
  35. Replies
    22
    Views
    999

    I have not - that's now on my list. I'm going to...

    I have not - that's now on my list.
    I'm going to start with, "If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low".

    I didn't realize he'd written so many books until just now.
  36. I really don't eat it either. Tried it once,...

    I really don't eat it either.
    Tried it once, didn't care for it.
    Wasn't at all like heroin.
  37. Replies
    22
    Views
    999

    I miss his columns, although I heard that he was...

    I miss his columns, although I heard that he was a bit disagreeable to be around.
    I was rather fond of Mike Royko back in the day too.
  38. Makes me glad I skipped that third jumbo bag of...

    Makes me glad I skipped that third jumbo bag of double-thick black licorice fortified with extra glycyrrhizic acid.
  39. Replies
    22
    Views
    999

    6' 1" 185 lbs Head full of hair. Healthy,...

    6' 1"
    185 lbs
    Head full of hair.
    Healthy, thick, flesh-colored hair.
    Besides those qualifications, I also have opinions on almost everything.
    I hear it's important for Justices to render...
  40. Replies
    22
    Views
    999

    Great pic.

    Great pic.
  41. Replies
    22
    Views
    999

    Two names I heard are Amy Coney Barrett and...

    Two names I heard are Amy Coney Barrett and Barbara Lagoa.
    Not surprisingly, Stormy Daniels is not on the list, she sort of blew her chances a while back.
    Lagoa is hispanic and has served on the...
  42. Replies
    22
    Views
    999

    I have to think whichever party holds the White...

    I have to think whichever party holds the White House under these circumstances would try their best to push their choice through.
    It seems kind of nuts to me that anyone would expect otherwise.
  43. Replies
    22
    Views
    999

    RIP, Justice G. 87 isn't a bad run, although it...

    RIP, Justice G.
    87 isn't a bad run, although it doesn't seem as great as it did 20 years ago.

    "Justice G" would have been a pretty cool name if she had done one of those late-in-life career...
  44. Replies
    6
    Views
    392

    I'm sure that Biden and Harris will rush to their...

    I'm sure that Biden and Harris will rush to their bedsides pledging justice just as soon as they're stable.
    And they'll doubtless feel encouraged and uplifted seeing their names on the helmets of...
  45. Thread: Gary Spivey

    by JimC
    Replies
    12
    Views
    1,766

    And now I have to wonder. If that seemingly...

    And now I have to wonder.
    If that seemingly fabulous hair is just a wig; could there be anything else about the guy that's also fake?
  46. Thread: Gary Spivey

    by JimC
    Replies
    12
    Views
    1,766

    He's wearing a wig? Mini Me, I'd say. And...

    He's wearing a wig?



    Mini Me, I'd say.
    And that's a valid diagnostic procedure, just like phrenology.

    Besides, we all have avocations and missed callings in life, the exercise of which we...
  47. Idiots. I always flatten new masks with a...

    Idiots.
    I always flatten new masks with a rolling pin or run over them with my truck a few times to crush the mini-computers in them; then you're good to go.
    I've read that saturating them with...
  48. Sorry to hear of that, I hope you're not...

    Sorry to hear of that, I hope you're not relapsing. Maybe it's just some bug that will be less serious and pass quickly.
    My son and his family just had a similar bout, they were all fine after a few...
  49. This guy was no doubt failed by "the system" as...

    This guy was no doubt failed by "the system" as the Mayor there points out.
    The family tried to get him admitted to a facility for mental health care, but he was sent back out to fend for himself.
    ...
  50. Thread: Gary Spivey

    by JimC
    Replies
    12
    Views
    1,766

    People pay that guy to use "his gifts".

    People pay that guy to use "his gifts".
Results 1 to 50 of 500
Page 1 of 10 1 2 3 4