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    You could just wrap Saran Wrap around your lower...

    You could just wrap Saran Wrap around your lower face, just enough to cover your nose and mouth; that shouldn't cause any issues with your glasses.
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    You could still help the guy out. Just visit a...

    You could still help the guy out.
    Just visit a few dozen lawyer websites and enter his info into their contact forms.
    If you do enough of them, surely he'll be able to find one who can fill the...
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    Just saw this elsewhere, obviously, Arbery was...

    Just saw this elsewhere, obviously, Arbery was known to the local cops:

    "Arbery was arrested in December of 2012 by Glynn County Schools Police for bringing a handgun into the Brunswick High...
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    I'm interested in hearing the whole story.

    I'm interested in hearing the whole story.
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    Many of them would pretty much mirror the dialog...

    Many of them would pretty much mirror the dialog in the video, intellectually.

    In other news from the parallel but opposite dimension inhabited by 47% of the American electorate and the President...
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    Just imagine where we'd be without thumbs. And...

    Just imagine where we'd be without thumbs.
    And not just any thumbs - opposable thumbs.
    Opposable thumbs are to using tools what chins are to putting on pillow cases.

    And don't even think about...
  7. Thread: Fred Willard. RIP

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    RIP, Fred.

    RIP, Fred.
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    And windmills Wind energy is filthy, windmills...

    And windmills
    Wind energy is filthy, windmills kill all the birds.
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    I think he might be approaching a straight-jacket...

    I think he might be approaching a straight-jacket worthy melt down before November.
    But maybe he just sounds crazier than normal since they seem to have muzzled Rudy here lately.
    He seems fixated...
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    Libertarians?

    Libertarians?
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    Not to everybody...

    Not to everybody...
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    Gotcha! Now it makes perfect sense...

    Gotcha!
    Now it makes perfect sense...
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    Wee willy dog eggs? Now there's a phrase I...

    Wee willy dog eggs?

    Now there's a phrase I haven't heard anybody from the south say lately.
    Or ever.
    Or anybody from anywhere else either.
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    I'm tempted to ask one of these clients when they...

    I'm tempted to ask one of these clients when they started using humor and irony.
    We're doing one now that highlights all the reasons why you shouldn't vote for the other guy - including that, HE...
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    You've still got that flying ass-monkey problem?...

    You've still got that flying ass-monkey problem?
    Damn, those little buggers are tenacious.

    I'm producing a good bit of political mail now for various candidates in various states.
    I'm a little...
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    Yeah, thanks. They could basically find that...

    Yeah, thanks.
    They could basically find that it's a political matter rather than a legal matter and refuse to wade in.

    Doing that I think, would probably mean that the rulings of the lower courts...
  17. Thread: Jerry Stiller, 92

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    RIP, Jerry. He was a funny guy in a lot of stuff.

    RIP, Jerry.
    He was a funny guy in a lot of stuff.
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    I don't think he's smart enough (technically) to...

    I don't think he's smart enough (technically) to be considered an imbecile.
    He's a tweeting, deranged idiot.

    This Tuesday (5-12-20), the SCOTUS is scheduled to pick up the matter of Trump and his...
  19. Thread: Dead Porn Stars

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    I think I'd rather watch some guy beat off, smoke...

    I think I'd rather watch some guy beat off, smoke cigars and pop balloons.
  20. Thread: Dead Porn Stars

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    I'll say. I couldn't visualize that so I Googled...

    I'll say.
    I couldn't visualize that so I Googled her - more and more, I really miss the 80's...

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  21. Thread: Dead Porn Stars

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    Her husband wasn't supportive of her curious...

    Her husband wasn't supportive of her curious nature, I'd guess.
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    Yeah - 'cause they're likely to do what comes...

    Yeah - 'cause they're likely to do what comes naturally regardless of where they are.
    Not a good week to be old and famously flamboyant, it seems.
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    RIP, sir.

    RIP, sir.
  24. Thread: Dead Porn Stars

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    Wait a second - do you know for certain that...

    Wait a second - do you know for certain that women at bridal showers would enjoy something like that, or are you just speculating?
    I mean, beating off while smoking cigars and popping balloons isn't...
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    RIP, Roy. I don't think he ever fully recovered...

    RIP, Roy.
    I don't think he ever fully recovered from that tiger protecting him a few years ago.
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    I'm sure that Beth is smiling and looking down...

    I'm sure that Beth is smiling and looking down from Heaven, but all she can see is boobs.
  27. Thread: Darwin Awards

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    That's too bad - these stories are often so...

    That's too bad - these stories are often so amusing.
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    I still think he'd be a perfect addition to the...

    I still think he'd be a perfect addition to the Trump mis-administration.
    From Dog The Bounty Hunter to Dog The Attorney General.
  29. Thread: Dead Porn Stars

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    He does all of that at the same time? I'm going...

    He does all of that at the same time?
    I'm going to assume that's just sort of a hobby of his, or is there actually a paying audience for that sort of thing?



    I see.
    I sort of had this image...
  30. Thread: Darwin Awards

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    I really can't figure out how this woman managed...

    I really can't figure out how this woman managed to reach the age of 58.
    A manicurist in South Carolina has been killed by an alligator after trying to touch it or pet it.
    ...
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    Seriously so.

    Seriously so.
  32. Thread: Dead Porn Stars

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    Yeah - you have to admire their work ethic and...

    Yeah - you have to admire their work ethic and determination in the face of adversity.



    This comment got me thinking.
    It's not too uncommon for retired or "washed up" actors and actresses from...
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    I believe that the technical medical term for...

    I believe that the technical medical term for that is that you, "threw your back out".
    If you avoid moving in that way that makes it hurt, it will be a bit less painful.
  34. Thread: Dead Porn Stars

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    RIP, Samantha. Porn had a Golden Age?

    RIP, Samantha.
    Porn had a Golden Age?
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    I thought this thread was for fictional villains....

    I thought this thread was for fictional villains.
    Do we have one for people like Stalin and Hitler and Pol Pot?
    Like Idi Amin and Donald Trump?
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    Try holding your breath. I've heard that...

    Try holding your breath.
    I've heard that mentioned as possibly being beneficial when trying to influence the outcome of some matters of concern or matters of question.
  37. RIP, Irrfan - too young.

    RIP, Irrfan - too young.
  38. Thread: Dead Porn Stars

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    Well that's a bit of a rare happy note in this...

    Well that's a bit of a rare happy note in this thread.
    But wouldn't that make her out of place\off topic in this thread?
    No longer a porn star and not dead either?
    Maybe one of the mods can move...
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    It will provide interesting insight into the...

    It will provide interesting insight into the present ethical character of Americans.
    I'm hopeful that decent people who voted for him in 2016 will have realized they were duped and reject him,...
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    That's too benign. He's the leader of a hate...

    That's too benign.
    He's the leader of a hate group who attempts to incite lawlessness as well as encouraging people to commit acts of self-harm.
    He, his followers and his buddies at Fox "News" are...
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    Indeed. As I've said, Trump isn't the real...

    Indeed.
    As I've said, Trump isn't the real problem; he is just a symptom.

    So yeah, now he's getting mad that people are making a big deal about that whole injecting bleach\disinfectant to clean...
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    Trump is to stupid what Einstein was to smart -...

    Trump is to stupid what Einstein was to smart - he sets a standard.
    Most of his followers will explain it away as he was joking, or he really meant __________, and many will just claim that he never...
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    Since it's such a good idea to get somebody from...

    Since it's such a good idea to get somebody from outside of government to run a country, it naturally follows that it's a great idea to get somebody from outside of medicine to run the Coronavirus...
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    Was the Bud OK?

    Was the Bud OK?
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    I really don't think American democracy can...

    I really don't think American democracy can survive much longer.
    Too many people are too far removed from common sense and reality, immersed in a world where facts can be what you want them to be;...
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    RIP, Eb. He was a "hometown" boy - grew up about...

    RIP, Eb.
    He was a "hometown" boy - grew up about 25 miles from me.
    I never could decide if my favorite character on that show was Eb, Mr. Kimble, Mr. Haney or Mr. Ziffle (and Arnold).
  47. Four family members of the late reverend are also...

    Four family members of the late reverend are also now fighting the virus:

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/4-family-members-battling-coronavirus-213748017.html

    I don't know if it's a good thing or a...
  48. I guess then maybe I'd have to say that God...

    I guess then maybe I'd have to say that God really does help those who help themselves.
    We just got a lottery here in MS after having casinos since the early 90's - but our casinos had to be over...
  49. I won't argue with the wisdom of isolation, but I...

    I won't argue with the wisdom of isolation, but I really can't say I'd discourage people from sitting in their cars and listening to a sermon at their church.
    They're still isolated - no harm, no...
  50. RIP - I think I enjoyed everything I ever saw him...

    RIP - I think I enjoyed everything I ever saw him in.
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