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  1. #101
    smellslikealmonds Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Death Hag Chris View Post
    EXACTAMUNDO!!!! this girl is famous for being a tramp and having no clue. WOW!!! where do I sign up.
    A stupid spoiled whore.

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    I remember reading a tiny interview with TINA FEY when she was on SNL and one of the questions asked (of her) was who was the worst 'guest host' that they'd had on SNL. Her 2 pick(s) were:

    MATT MCCONAUGHEY because, she said that the hopelessly vain 'actor' kept after her to write skits for him in which he'd be able to disrobe or take off his shirt so that he could show off his bod.
    PARIS HILTON, who she said was so incredibly stupid and untalented that it pained her. FEY went on to describe HILTON as "a vacuum with nipples" !

  3. #103
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    LOVE IT! Go gramps!

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    Yeah, I'm sure she will never go hungry...
    Not while she's young anyway.
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  5. #105
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    " A vacuum with nipples ".............ROTFLMAO.........PURE GOLD, SAYS I

  6. #106
    Luffy66 Guest
    Her and her sister just got 500,000 each, just for showing up at a club (Lax at the Luxor) in Las Vegas on New Years Eve.

    I don't think they will be homeless anytime soon.

  7. #107
    panda Guest
    It would be different if she remotely showed an interest in the business, or anything else that matters for that matter. Now Nikki on the other hand, that girl has a brain & some business sense about her. Too bad, I wish my parents could have handed me a business like the Hilton, I would have done em' proud I'd have been so grateful! Oh well, that's the way children are raised these days, when they're given everything, you come out like Paris & so many others, ungrateful & unappreciative. When you work for what you got you care a lot more about it & respect other peoples things too.

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    Anyone hear about her brother getting popped for a DUI?
    http://www.eonline.com/gossip/planet...5-3606cbe9d03e
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    A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ichabodius View Post
    Anyone hear about her brother getting popped for a DUI?
    http://www.eonline.com/gossip/planet...5-3606cbe9d03e
    He might do 30 seconds in jail. Maybe.

  11. #111
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whammer Jammer View Post
    He might do 30 seconds in jail. Maybe.
    I live in Malibu and get my coffee from that gas station everyday. I just happened to get there a few minutes after the cops came yesterday. I couldn't get into the place because there where 6 cop cars there, you would think he robbed a bank or was strapped with bombs or something? Not sure about you guys and I know I live in the entertainment capital of the world, but does it really take that many cops to arrest a drunk teenager? Why can't they spend our tax dollars on something useful like improving our schools instead of transporting sick Brit Brit to the hospital or 6 cops to arrest a drunk teenager?

    Ok, I will now step off my soap box now and return to putting crayolas in my nose just so I can see how many it will hold

  12. #112
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    Seriously, Paris Hilton is oficially RETARDED

    http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1421075722

    WTF!? Can someone explain to me whats wrong with this bitch?
    Who does she think she is? And what about the Dita Von Teese-like number?
    i just love it how much shes changed after being in jail....

  13. #113
    Ron Burgundy Guest
    Does anyone still care about this person?

    If so, why? ....and no, I didn't click on the link. LOL

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    I still think she's a looker.

  15. #115
    RaRaRamona Guest
    Seriously. I say we shun her.

  16. #116
    More Cheese Please Guest
    Teenage Paris Hilton


  17. #117
    Bigfoot Guest
    she's an example to follow...



    ...if you are an attention whore!

  18. #118
    RaRaRamona Guest
    Shhh don't let Diva know!

  19. #119
    stinkythejokedog Guest
    she has a very flat ass...look like two legs joined together...she has a vacant stare as well

  20. #120
    Elizabeth Guest

    Paris, Pew!

    I think she is just as ugly inside as she outside....gee, whatever happened to her "I want to help the world" stance since she left jail? Shocker!!!!!

  21. #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkythejokedog View Post
    she has a very flat ass...look like two legs joined together...she has a vacant stare as well
    Well put.

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    I fiind it rather funny that her latest movie, "The Hottie and the Nottie" did $27000 on its opening weekend. That puts about 30 butts in the seats of each theater. It's also being called the worst film of all time.
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  23. #123
    Flowergrrl Guest


    Haha.

  24. #124
    jester joker Guest
    I will never understand the fascination with her??? She can't act or sing. She does nothing but party. She reminds me of a slinky ferret. You see her on interviews and she seems like a very sweet soft-spoken girl. Then she's on a porno tape, goes to jail and supposedly had sex on the dance floor of some club. I just don't get it. Famous for being famous...

  25. #125
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaRaRamona View Post
    Seriously. I say we shun her.
    Agreed !! If the public would only wise up, and not feed into the media hype surrounding these no talent, famous for who knows what types, maybe they would just disappear !! <wishful thinking>

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    her parents must not be so hot either. they should have sent her to cornell or bern to study hotel management,even if she simply audited the courses to keep some one qualified from losing out.

    are both of her parents like Paris,too?

  27. #127
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    Paris can't act her way out of a brown paper bag nor sing her way out of the plastic wrap cover on a new cd even someone gave her written directions and a map she STILL can't do either...just another damn airheaded giggly cheerleader who needs to take her pom poms and GO HOME AND STAY HOME!!!!

  28. #128
    RaRaRamona Guest
    She's the anti Heath - instead of "he's still dead" it's "is she dead yet?"

  29. #129
    Katie Guest
    She wants to be talented soooo bad. She is discovering that talent can't be purchased, and it sucks for her.

  30. #130
    stinkythejokedog Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Ratgrrl View Post


    Haha.


    I'm surprised the book is not upside down...she should have a cartoon balloon above her head that reads "words...words...words"

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    All I can say on the subject is..............what a f*ckin slag!

  32. #132
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkythejokedog View Post
    I'm surprised the book is not upside down...she should have a cartoon balloon above her head that reads "words...words...words"
    Haha. Isn't there a picture of Bush holding an upside down book? Or was that photoshopped??

  33. #133
    Flowergrrl Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by More Cheese Please View Post
    Teenage Paris Hilton

    No way!! Haha. Wow, is that really her, they look nothing alike.

  34. #134
    Mrs. James Dean Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Ratgrrl View Post


    Haha.
    She knows how to read?!?!

  35. #135
    RaRaRamona Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Ratgrrl View Post
    Haha. Isn't there a picture of Bush holding an upside down book? Or was that photoshopped??
    Snopes said it was photoshopped. Of course, he could probably read it even if it was upside down. I am in doubt as to whether or not she can read "See Spot."

  36. #136
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    A source said: "She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She's desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with film executives."

    http://www.theage.com.au/news/film/p...190870238.html


    BAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  37. #137
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    Quote Originally Posted by PvN73 View Post
    A source said: "She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She's desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with film executives."

    http://www.theage.com.au/news/film/p...190870238.html


    BAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Well here here! Someone's got some class after all.

  38. #138
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    Quote Originally Posted by PvN73 View Post
    A source said: "She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She's desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with film executives."

    http://www.theage.com.au/news/film/p...190870238.html


    BAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    She's obviously clueless, needless to say. I saw her in one so-called 'horror movie' and she was horrible. I won't be seeing her new movie. Once was enough for me. Didn't see her One Night in Paris porno movie and was wondering if she (excuse the expression) 'sucked' in that, too? LOL!

  39. #139
    FloridaDeathHag Guest
    I kind of like her, the Simple Life was funny, even though I thought it was totally scripted.
    I admit, I say "loves it" all the time, that's a great phrase.

  40. #140
    RaRaRamona Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by FloridaDeathHag View Post
    I admit, I say "loves it" all the time, that's a great phrase.
    As do I, but I didn't get it from her. When it comes to Paris I "hates it."


  41. #141
    Deat becomesher Guest
    I loved her in the Simple Lifee too but in real like she needs to get over herself. She is too self absorbed. What is she famous for? Partying. Can you believe the money she is paid for going to a club to drink and dance? UGH............. Other very rich children do not put themselves out there like this one does.

  42. #142
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    Quote Originally Posted by PvN73 View Post
    A source said: "She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She's desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with film executives."

    http://www.theage.com.au/news/film/p...190870238.html

    BAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Someone's lyin' to this girl, hard.

  43. #143
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    Paris Goes First Class on a Spiritual Plane
    Posted Mar 2nd 2008 11:35AM by TMZ Staff
    From rocker gal to guru in a day! Paris, the eternal attention whore, hit up the Bodhi Tree Bookstore in L.A. with her own personal Shaman!

    The two later ventured over to Urth Caffe -- where she gave away a huge diamond necklace to a random stranger ... because her spirit guide told her to!

    Now if he could just take her with him on his next trip to Tibet.

  44. #144
    Nicki Guest
    All I have to say is "Good for Her". Really I can't believe they make a Big deal out of this.

    Report: Paris Hilton caught with marijuana


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    PARIS – Paris Hilton was briefly detained in Corsica after sniffer dogs detected a "quite small" quantity of marijuana in her bag, a French newspaper reported Saturday.
    Corse Matin newspaper said officers at the airport in Figari found about one gram's worth of marijuana. [COLOR=#366388! important][COLOR=#366388! important]Hilton[/COLOR][/COLOR], who was transiting the French Mediterranean island in a private jet on Friday, was hauled in for questioning and released about 30 minutes later, the report said.
    In a story posted on its Web site, the newspaper said Hilton was traveling along with "personalities close to power in Malaysia" from the French capital to Porto-Cerno, in Sardinia.
    In a posting on the TwitLonger site Saturday, Hilton wrote, "Just to put an end to these rumors. The stories saying I have been arrested are completely false!"
    "I am having the best vacation of my life," the posting said.
    Earlier this month, Hilton was arrested after the Brazil-Netherlands World Cup match in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, on suspicion of possession of marijuana. The case was then dropped at a midnight court hearing.
    Hilton pleaded no contest in 2007 to alcohol-related reckless driving and was sentenced to 45 days in jail. After spending about 23 days in jail, Hilton told U.S. television host Larry King that the experience caused her to re-evaluate the role partying played in her life. She said she wanted "to help raise money for kids and for breast cancer and multiple sclerosis."

  45. #145
    sheri Guest
    and she is still being given attention and such because why???

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  47. #147
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicki View Post
    All I have to say is "Good for Her". Really I can't believe they make a Big deal out of this.

    Report: Paris Hilton caught with marijuana


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    1 hr 36 mins ago
    PARIS â?? Paris Hilton was briefly detained in Corsica after sniffer dogs detected a "quite small" quantity of marijuana in her bag, a French newspaper reported Saturday.
    Corse Matin newspaper said officers at the airport in Figari found about one gram's worth of marijuana. [COLOR=#366388! important][COLOR=#366388! important]Hilton[/color][/color], who was transiting the French Mediterranean island in a private jet on Friday, was hauled in for questioning and released about 30 minutes later, the report said.
    In a story posted on its Web site, the newspaper said Hilton was traveling along with "personalities close to power in Malaysia" from the French capital to Porto-Cerno, in Sardinia.
    In a posting on the TwitLonger site Saturday, Hilton wrote, "Just to put an end to these rumors. The stories saying I have been arrested are completely false!"
    "I am having the best vacation of my life," the posting said.
    Earlier this month, Hilton was arrested after the Brazil-Netherlands World Cup match in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, on suspicion of possession of marijuana. The case was then dropped at a midnight court hearing.
    Hilton pleaded no contest in 2007 to alcohol-related reckless driving and was sentenced to 45 days in jail. After spending about 23 days in jail, Hilton told U.S. television host Larry King that the experience caused her to re-evaluate the role partying played in her life. She said she wanted "to help raise money for kids and for breast cancer and multiple sclerosis."
    Vacation!!!! Vacation from what???

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    Wow. Maybe she can room with Lindsey.
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  49. #149
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneAutrysBoot View Post
    Vacation!!!! Vacation from what???
    Jetting around the world, smoking the 'herb', non-stop partying...it all wears a girl down after a while

  50. #150
    Elizabeth Guest
    I question the timing. She is probably jealous that Lindsay is getting all the attention right now, so she is making sure her name is now back in the news....

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