Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Renowned Death Hag
Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Death Hag Extraordinaire
Haha, that was pretty good!
The most dangerous woman of all is the one who refuses to rely on your sword to save her because she carries her own.
- R.H. Sin
Renowned Death Hag
Death Hag Extraordinaire
I bet the other seven fell right in line.
Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.
Renowned Death Hag
*LOL* I hope she had good reason to do that!=)
Renowned Death Hag
ROFL - I love these kinds of headlines !
What fresh hell is this ? ~ Dorothy Parker
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Senior Death Hag
Years ago, a friend and I used to swap these from the San Francisco Chronicle. It began with the headline, Red Tape Holds up Bridge.
In fact, if you google the term, you can probably find many more.
Granny's feat is right up there, too!
Renowned Death Hag
Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
Renowned Death Hag
LMAO!
Renowned Death Hag
Wonder what he will say in his own defense? HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Tha wasn't funny at all, was it?
Renowned Death Hag
Haha..brad your a nut!
-Morbs
Renowned Death Hag
Too funny!
Renowned Death Hag
That's as good as the TV guide summary for a Dynasty episode, "Krystle turns on Alexis."
Renowned Death Hag
Excellent! I remember Jay Leno used to read such headlines on The Tonight Show. I don't know if he still does but that one would make it! :0
Renowned Death Hag
YES, he does. Monday nights!!! It's my 2nd favorite show of the week...Originally Posted by Vamp
There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love. ~ Don Juan De Marco
Death Hag
Here's a clip of Leno's funny headlines...
http://www.jibjab.com/view/142858
Don't make me get the flying monkeys!!
Death Hag Extraordinaire
WRONG IN SOOOOOOO MANY WAYS BUT PURE DE GOLD........LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Renowned Death Hag
Thanks so much! I can never get enough of Headlines!
Didn't know that was a thing...
Renowned Death Hag
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
Renowned Death Hag
Count on it, pee-drinking crap face!
Renowned Death Hag
Sounds good to me, now thats proactive.
Renowned Death Hag
Nip it in the bud!
Renowned Death Hag
Poor ole Emma Watson must be at it again with her jay-walkery.
Count on it, pee-drinking crap face!
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Here's one that relates to this board....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
hehehe
There's no one better than Eddie Vedder! <3
Renowned Death Hag
I think I may have pissed myself laughing at that one, thanks!!
Count on it, pee-drinking crap face!
Renowned Death Hag
roflmao!!!
Senior Death Hag
Hahahaha I wonder what the person who wrote this was smoking lmfao
Death Hag Extraordinaire
15 points for a jaywalker!
The most dangerous woman of all is the one who refuses to rely on your sword to save her because she carries her own.
- R.H. Sin
Renowned Death Hag
I wanna ride with you!
Renowned Death Hag
Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
John Trim On Face Book
On the internet you can be anything you want.
It is strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
Renowned Death Hag
Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
John Trim On Face Book
On the internet you can be anything you want.
It is strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
Renowned Death Hag
I think it has something to do with that stupid box they put you in..,
Renowned Death Hag
roflmao
John Trim On Face Book
On the internet you can be anything you want.
It is strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
Renowned Death Hag
LOL good one.
Renowned Death Hag
Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
Death Hag
Do you think some of these headline writers are trying to be funny, as opposed to being clueless?
Death Hag Extraordinaire
Prolly a little of both - lol
Renowned Death Hag
that's a job I'd like to have, making up funny headlines
Renowned Death Hag
I'm not creative enough... But I would enjoy the fruits of your labor!
Renowned Death Hag
William Kelly was fed secretary
or
Milk drinkers are turning to powder
or
Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
Senior Death Hag
Comedy drum roll please
Death Hag Extraordinaire
Ha ha!
The most dangerous woman of all is the one who refuses to rely on your sword to save her because she carries her own.
- R.H. Sin
Senior Death Hag
LOL
Renowned Death Hag
Ah, I needed that today. Thanks!
Renowned Death Hag
Truly funny!!!
Death Hag
The "rimshot" plays right into the Uranus joke...oooo painful!
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. --Oscar Wilde
Renowned Death Hag
I wonder if she tasted like chicken?
There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love. ~ Don Juan De Marco
Renowned Death Hag
I know this is not a funny situation. Yet if you read it another way,at least I found it amusing:
'Georgia attacks Russia'
"The South will rise again-whoooo!'
(yes, I know, it is not Georgia the state-I still found it funny though)
*Boy what did that secretary do to get fed to William Kelly?*=)
Renowned Death Hag
The "rimshot" plays right into the Uranus joke...oooo painful!I wonder if she tasted like chicken?
*chuckles*
Renowned Death Hag
Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter
or
Miners refuse to work after death
or
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
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