Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Haha, that was pretty good!
The most dangerous woman of all is the one who refuses to rely on your sword to save her because she carries her own.
- R.H. Sin
I bet the other seven fell right in line.
Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.
*LOL* I hope she had good reason to do that!=)
ROFL - I love these kinds of headlines !
What fresh hell is this ? ~ Dorothy Parker
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Years ago, a friend and I used to swap these from the San Francisco Chronicle. It began with the headline, Red Tape Holds up Bridge.
In fact, if you google the term, you can probably find many more.
Granny's feat is right up there, too!
Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
LMAO!
Wonder what he will say in his own defense? HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Tha wasn't funny at all, was it?
Haha..brad your a nut!
-Morbs
Too funny!
That's as good as the TV guide summary for a Dynasty episode, "Krystle turns on Alexis."
Excellent! I remember Jay Leno used to read such headlines on The Tonight Show. I don't know if he still does but that one would make it! :0
There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love. ~ Don Juan De Marco
Here's a clip of Leno's funny headlines...
http://www.jibjab.com/view/142858
Don't make me get the flying monkeys!!
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
Sounds good to me, now thats proactive.
Here's one that relates to this board....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
hehehe
There's no one better than Eddie Vedder! <3
15 points for a jaywalker!
The most dangerous woman of all is the one who refuses to rely on your sword to save her because she carries her own.
- R.H. Sin
Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
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LOL good one.
Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
Do you think some of these headline writers are trying to be funny, as opposed to being clueless?
that's a job I'd like to have, making up funny headlines
I'm not creative enough... But I would enjoy the fruits of your labor!
William Kelly was fed secretary
or
Milk drinkers are turning to powder
or
Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
Ha ha!
The most dangerous woman of all is the one who refuses to rely on your sword to save her because she carries her own.
- R.H. Sin
LOL
Ah, I needed that today. Thanks!
Truly funny!!!
I know this is not a funny situation. Yet if you read it another way,at least I found it amusing:
'Georgia attacks Russia'
"The South will rise again-whoooo!'
(yes, I know, it is not Georgia the state-I still found it funny though)
*Boy what did that secretary do to get fed to William Kelly?*=)
Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter
or
Miners refuse to work after death
or
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax