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  1. #101
    smellslikealmonds Guest
    I hate the Smiling Bob commercials. Can't think of the name of the dick enhancer but please kill this bastard.
    The other one I hate is the deodorant commercial. Put your skinny arms down and get outta my face with that shit.

  2. #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cubican View Post
    Uuggh Bowflex commercial with that one dude that says "I gave all my fat clothes to all my fat friends' OMG I wanna donkey punch him in the nuts! "My wife gives me that little wink every now and then" I HATE that commercial!
    I hate that too!That guy sounds like such a dick when he says that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smellslikealmonds View Post
    I hate the Smiling Bob commercials. Can't think of the name of the dick enhancer but please kill this bastard.
    The other one I hate is the deodorant commercial. Put your skinny arms down and get outta my face with that shit.
    Oh, God, yes I hate those, I find myself mindlessly whistling that addictive tune from that commercial too.
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  4. #104
    smellslikealmonds Guest
    Another is the douche commercials where they're walking on a beach.
    Mom what is feminine hygiene? I don't know why don't you ask the pelicans behind you?

  5. #105
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    Quote Originally Posted by silverwaif77 View Post
    Right and the park ranger sneaks up and sprinkles it in there like thats the secret. Of course now they are promoting metamucil and probiotic yogurt as health products supposedly to keep you regular, but its really about weight loss. You know women always trying to diet and metamucil is safe its not like an exlax

    They now have models in ads promoting fiber for weight loss.
    One of the products is very known to cause bloating and gas. Yet the ad shows a very skinny woman.

  6. #106
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    Okay, you guys will think I'm sick, but I like the Milk of Magnesia commercial where the lady is telling people she hardly knows how she gives her husband MOM to keep him regular. I could just see my mom talking like that to total strangers?

  7. #107
    smellslikealmonds Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by kafenervosa View Post
    Okay, you guys will think I'm sick, but I like the Milk of Magnesia commercial where the lady is telling people she hardly knows how she gives her husband MOM to keep him regular. I could just see my mom talking like that to total strangers?
    I always thought they were funny too.

  8. #108
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    Quote Originally Posted by smellslikealmonds View Post
    I always thought they were funny too.

    What about the ones where the woman brags about her clean toilet and says people can come to her house and smell it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smellslikealmonds View Post
    Another is the douche commercials where they're walking on a beach.
    Mom what is feminine hygiene? I don't know why don't you ask the pelicans behind you?

    When my brother was 6 or 7 years old, a commercial for Monistat or something equally disgusting came on. He asked our Mom, "What's a yeast infection?". My mom told him to ask his Dad. So, my Dad comes to pick him up for our Wednesday visits (divorced parents, blah) and he askes him the same question. He tells him to ask his Mom. LOL. So, my brother was serious now. He wanted to know. So, my Dad comes up to the apartment and they both have to explain to a child what a yeast infection is. My parents still talk about this and are still embarassed! So, yes, those kind of commercials can either be viewed as inappropriate or education topics! LOL


    Here's a commercial that I love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNlt0D_xba4 He's so cute, I wanna take him home, as long as he sings!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoxharding View Post
    I hate both those ads. The Apple Turnover doesn't taste like much of anything. I think I have detected maybe 2 small pieces of apple(I think it is apple)
    The Boston Cream Pie tastes like nothing.
    Why isn't the husband allowed in the refrigerator? Is it because he has never tried to look in it? He must not be home alot if he doesn't know his wife is on a diet and eating yogurt. Maybe he can't read or recognize pictures of food on yogurt containers?
    The wife seems so lonely she calls people up to discuss containers of fat-free,100 calorie yogurt with the brethlessness of a young girl talking about meeting her teen dream idol.
    Then that dry cleaning woman-how much of a rude idiot is she?
    I also despise the new KY ads. I so do not want to think about the private parts of people. At times, they show those ads like every 5 minutes.
    Also, Activia ads-people dancing about? Why not sing "I can poop! I can poop!" while they are at it?
    you should see the ads they have in new zealand, there's one for 'rash' in 'those areas' 'between the breasts', 'under the breasts' 'between the thighs' and up along the hoo hoo area, and of course we have to see a dummy demonstrating it all yuck!
    pull the string!

  11. #111
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    I hate Activia Yogurt commercials!

    Especially the one with the woman with her mother and grandmother on the couch. Hey everyone, I took a great dump today thanks to Activia! I thought SNL did a great sketch with Kristen Wiig playing Jamie Lee Curtis.

  12. #112
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    I just saw the deoderant commercial!!!! WHO CARES if you don't stink!! You shouldn't in the first place!

    I was also thinking of a Taco Bell commercial that was on at least 10-12 years ago some douche working the drive-thru and it goes something like this....

    Douche: Welcome to Taco Bell Woot!

    Bigger Douche: Is this where I can get a 65 cent taco?

    Douche: Nope! This isn't it!

    Bigger Douche: But this IS Taco Bell right?

    Douche: Correct-o!!

    Bigger Douche: Then why can't I have a 65 cent taco?

    Douche: (with the STUPIDEST smile ever) Because they're 45 cents!!!!

    Please tell me you've seen that one.

  13. #113
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    Funny...it seems that Taco Bell is the King of "stupid smiles"...

    Quote Originally Posted by harlequin_clown View Post
    I just saw the deoderant commercial!!!! WHO CARES if you don't stink!! You shouldn't in the first place!

    I was also thinking of a Taco Bell commercial that was on at least 10-12 years ago some douche working the drive-thru and it goes something like this....

    Douche: Welcome to Taco Bell Woot!

    Bigger Douche: Is this where I can get a 65 cent taco?

    Douche: Nope! This isn't it!

    Bigger Douche: But this IS Taco Bell right?

    Douche: Correct-o!!

    Bigger Douche: Then why can't I have a 65 cent taco?

    Douche: (with the STUPIDEST smile ever) Because they're 45 cents!!!!

    Please tell me you've seen that one.

  14. #114
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    Quote Originally Posted by harlequin_clown View Post
    I don't know who I want to pummel more!! The stupid woman on the phone telling her buddy she's eating Boston Creme Pie, White chocolate strawberry, key lime pie etc WITHOUT mentioning it's fucking yogurt!!! Who does that?? And that idiotic "yeah yeah" she tosses in. OR the dork husband frantically looking for the desserts in the refrigerator with the expression my 4 year old gets when I tell him no, then he can't make eye contact when she says 'Babe what are you doing?" as if he's not allowed to rummage his own fridge!!!

    UGH!!! Stupid stupid commercial! HATRED!!!

    Just needed to get that out....
    LOL, I am glad you got that off of your chest!

    Yes, I agree, it is a stupid commercial but, then again, aren't 90% of all commercials ridiculous?

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    Someone merge or delete this. My concurrent thread has failed.

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    I hate yogurt. Period.
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    I just had the horror of watching the Burger King commercial regarding the new ultimate steakhouse burgers...people may think you think you're special...gaaahhhh!!!
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  18. #118
    deathybrad Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by cindyt View Post
    I hate yogurt. Period.
    But I loves to poop.

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    Bayou Voodoo Guest

    Let the over-sharing begin

    Quote Originally Posted by deathybrad View Post
    But I loves to poop.
    Then find you some probiotics......I started a new regimen a few days ago and holy hell.....no more constipation for me. I used to "go" every few days, now it's daily, or more. lol Cleans ya right out.

  20. #120
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morty View Post
    I just had the horror of watching the Burger King commercial regarding the new ultimate steakhouse burgers...people may think you think you're special...gaaahhhh!!!


    Isn't that just stupid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoxharding View Post
    Isn't that just stupid?

    "You either find a star, or you don't. You punk." just, eh, already, I dunno, gouge out my eyes and eardrums, or I'm smashing my tv.
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  22. #122
    FannyB1923 Guest
    There was one with a really pretty parrot saying "Activia!" Heehee- I love products advertised with parrots!

    But doesn't all yogurt have beneficial bugs in it?

  23. #123
    harlequin_clown Guest
    How about the Wendy's commercials? Could THOSE get any dumber? "The spicy baconator says you should see me in 3 months"

    Again I will say it, WHO orders their food then has a complete conversation about their sandwich the entire time???

  24. #124
    Snoopy Guest
    I don't know if it's Viagra or one of those other meds for E.D. but I can't stand it .. why do these couples always end up outside in bath tubs??

  25. #125
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    The commercial that drives me up a wall is the yoghurt commercial, don't know the brand, where these women are eating the stuff and saying how good it is, trying to define JUST how good. "Shoe shopping good" is one of the lines used. Buncha twunts. I also hate the Sally Field Boniva commercial making a big production number out of taking her monthly calcium pill because of how busy her schedule is. Swallowing a calcium takes what, 10 seconds at best? She's soooooo busy she can't take the damn thing more than once a month? That's what, 120 per YEAR or two minutes??? It's not like she's in demand that much anymore that she just has no time.

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    I agree with the Boniva commercial. How fucking hard is it to take a pill? I take pills through out the day, and don't have any trouble. Also, if I'm going to be gone, I take what I need with me.

    Yeah, life is sooooo busy..blah, blah, blah.

    The thing is, if I only had to take it once a month, I'd probably forget!
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  27. #127
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    O.K.
    The Mucus Monster...
    The Tonail Fungus monster
    The Panty liner commercial (That shows the water tower leaking, and the woman catching the water in her Fem. Napkin)
    The Lysol commercial

    These commercials are the grossiest things I have seen...

  28. #128
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    They have a new tampon commercial where mother nature comes up to a group of women on vacation to give them their monthly "gift" and it is a red box with a red bow. But the kicker is when they do the old side by side comparison and they have annimated the little red box and it is moving around the tampon, I didnt know wether to laugh or say eeewwwww. Just thought I would share.

  29. #129
    ozzysmom Guest
    those 2 girls that used to be on their commercials annoyed the piss out of me!!!

    "no waiting in line in the restroom good"..........glad those are gone.......that white chick was FUGLY. Almost as FUGLY as the brunette (angel) on the Philadelphia Cream Cheese Commercials.....I swear that one used to be a dude!!!!!!!!!!

  30. #130
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    anybody see the new burger king commercial where they are advertising apple fries, then they show the KING'S little boy........................C R E E P Y!!!!!

  31. #131
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    Quote Originally Posted by silverwaif77 View Post
    They have a new tampon commercial where mother nature comes up to a group of women on vacation to give them their monthly "gift" and it is a red box with a red bow. But the kicker is when they do the old side by side comparison and they have annimated the little red box and it is moving around the tampon, I didnt know wether to laugh or say eeewwwww. Just thought I would share.

    who ever wrote that commercial obviously never had a period....because if they had, they'd never call it a "gift" LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by silverwaif77 View Post
    They have a new tampon commercial where mother nature comes up to a group of women on vacation to give them their monthly "gift" and it is a red box with a red bow. But the kicker is when they do the old side by side comparison and they have annimated the little red box and it is moving around the tampon, I didnt know wether to laugh or say eeewwwww. Just thought I would share.
    I had to laugh at that one...Mother Nature gave me my "monthly gift" during vacation last summer...12 damn days early!

    Really, is there a need to advertise these products? Us women HAVE to buy them.
    "Dying is just nature's way of saying, hey, you're not alive anymore!"

  33. #133
    harlequin_clown Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by ozzysmom View Post
    anybody see the new burger king commercial where they are advertising apple fries, then they show the KING'S little boy........................C R E E P Y!!!!!
    Yes and furthermore if my kid kicked me in the shin like that he'd have a boot up his ass in a split second

  34. #134
    harlequin_clown Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by ozzysmom View Post
    those 2 girls that used to be on their commercials annoyed the piss out of me!!!

    "no waiting in line in the restroom good"..........glad those are gone.......that white chick was FUGLY.

    I know! And that hatchet job haircut she had didn't help her out any!!

  35. #135
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    There is now pudding with probiotics in it.
    Question- what is it with women in ads who go on vacation together in cars? They drive along backroads and one HAS to carry a scarf which usually is raised into the air and thrown(but never retrieved)
    Another woman has to stick her feet out of the car and the other makes goofy gestures with her hands. I have seen at least 4 ads like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harlequin_clown View Post
    I don't know who I want to pummel more!! The stupid woman on the phone telling her buddy she's eating Boston Creme Pie, White chocolate strawberry, key lime pie etc WITHOUT mentioning it's fucking yogurt!!! Who does that?? And that idiotic "yeah yeah" she tosses in. OR the dork husband frantically looking for the desserts in the refrigerator with the expression my 4 year old gets when I tell him no, then he can't make eye contact when she says 'Babe what are you doing?" as if he's not allowed to rummage his own fridge!!!

    UGH!!! Stupid stupid commercial! HATRED!!!

    Just needed to get that out....

    Its for all the sheeple who want to try and pretend they're eating something yummy and not the real thing. I'd rather have ONE bite of real pie than try and fool my all too smart brain into thinking I'm chewing pie when I'm really sucking yougurt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hoxharding View Post
    There is now pudding with probiotics in it.
    Question- what is it with women in ads who go on vacation together in cars? They drive along backroads and one HAS to carry a scarf which usually is raised into the air and thrown(but never retrieved)
    Another woman has to stick her feet out of the car and the other makes goofy gestures with her hands. I have seen at least 4 ads like this.
    Don't you wish the commercial would just pull a "Thelma and Louise" and have the bitches drive off the cliff already?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeonCandy View Post
    Don't you wish the commercial would just pull a "Thelma and Louise" and have the bitches drive off the cliff already?

    YES!*lol*

  39. #139
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    Quote Originally Posted by silverwaif77 View Post
    I always hated the politically correct blue water they always use in maxi pad and diaper commercials, if you are pissing windex, depends aint gonna help you!
    LOL!

    Quote Originally Posted by smellslikealmonds View Post
    I hate the Smiling Bob commercials. Can't think of the name of the dick enhancer but please kill this bastard.
    The other one I hate is the deodorant commercial. Put your skinny arms down and get outta my face with that shit.
    grrr those make me so mad, his smile, it just makes you want to punch him. and the christmas party one? ugh!

  40. #140
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    Quote Originally Posted by silverwaif77 View Post
    They have a new tampon commercial where mother nature comes up to a group of women on vacation to give them their monthly "gift" and it is a red box with a red bow. But the kicker is when they do the old side by side comparison and they have annimated the little red box and it is moving around the tampon, I didnt know wether to laugh or say eeewwwww. Just thought I would share.
    i was watching tv with my nephews today when that commercial came on and my 10 year old nephew who just saw the "video"at school said "man, we need to get my mom tampax pearl because those girls get happy to have their period and my mom gets mean!" i laughed so hard that i had to call my sister at work to tell her lol

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    This has got to be the damned funniest thread I've read in ages!
    I can't stand that smug asswipe whose credit score "happens to be 720". His attitude makes me think of that smartass from the Encyclopedia Brittanica commercials from the late 80's/early 90's.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=NiZ7RTmby-Y

  42. #142
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    Quote Originally Posted by shirazash View Post
    This has got to be the damned funniest thread I've read in ages!
    I can't stand that smug asswipe whose credit score "happens to be 720". His attitude makes me think of that smartass from the Encyclopedia Brittanica commercials from the late 80's/early 90's.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=NiZ7RTmby-Y
    HOLY CRAP!!!!!!! I remember that commercial!!! I have a feeling when that jerk off was in school he has his ass kicked a few times!

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    LOL! I'd be a miserable smartass to if those turtlenecks were crushing my vocal cords...

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    Quote Originally Posted by michelle8461 View Post
    I agree with the Boniva commercial. How fucking hard is it to take a pill? I take pills through out the day, and don't have any trouble. Also, if I'm going to be gone, I take what I need with me.

    Yeah, life is sooooo busy..blah, blah, blah.

    The thing is, if I only had to take it once a month, I'd probably forget!

    I'm glad I'm not the only one that feels that way. It's a lot easier to remember to take a pill everyday than once a month. That's like my dog's heart worm medicine. I have trouble remembering to give it to her once a month.

    I'm sick of the Vonage commercial. She keeps bragging about the $9.95 a month (for the first 3 months). Why doesn't the idiot from the phone company ask her what happens after the first 3 months. Geeze! These companies must really think we're stupid.

  45. #145
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    i hate the vonage commercials with the "woo ho woo hoo hoo" song


    ahh its stuck in my head now =(

  46. #146
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    Some of the very worst commercials are for Carls Jr. Unfortuantely Carl's is a regional fast food chain, so I don't know how many here will be familiar, but let me summarize ...

    All their commercials are based around sloppy, messy burgers and sandwiches ..... the latest being a chili cheese burger where it shows this guy with chili all over his face, but I swear the chili looks like shit -- literally!!! UGH! Whenever that commercial comes on I have to look away...

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    Quote Originally Posted by laynestaleyfan View Post
    I hate all those yogurt and viva viagra commercials,theres one for some digital pregnancey test that shows this stream of urine,it just grosses me out more than anything.
    Yes, the pregnancy test one is NASTY. I can handle a LOT of things, but pee and spit, YUCKYUCKYUCK

  48. #148
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    Quote Originally Posted by harlequin_clown View Post

    Another annoying commercial is the pediasure commercial with that brat "I don't like chicken!" "I don't like broccoli!" Tough shit little girl. I'm not going to buy a 9 dollar package of milkshakes because my kid won't eat what I put in front of her.
    OMG I agree.

  49. #149
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    I hate the subway $5 foot long commercial.

    But I like the free credit report ones. At least they have different songs.

  50. #150
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bayou Voodoo View Post
    Then find you some probiotics......I started a new regimen a few days ago and holy hell.....no more constipation for me. I used to "go" every few days, now it's daily, or more. lol Cleans ya right out.
    Like the Curturelle stuff?

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