I hate the Smiling Bob commercials. Can't think of the name of the dick enhancer but please kill this bastard.
The other one I hate is the deodorant commercial. Put your skinny arms down and get outta my face with that shit.
I hate the Smiling Bob commercials. Can't think of the name of the dick enhancer but please kill this bastard.
The other one I hate is the deodorant commercial. Put your skinny arms down and get outta my face with that shit.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsvGs...feature=colike
My own, personal, Dexter...
Another is the douche commercials where they're walking on a beach.
Mom what is feminine hygiene? I don't know why don't you ask the pelicans behind you?
Okay, you guys will think I'm sick, but I like the Milk of Magnesia commercial where the lady is telling people she hardly knows how she gives her husband MOM to keep him regular. I could just see my mom talking like that to total strangers?
When my brother was 6 or 7 years old, a commercial for Monistat or something equally disgusting came on. He asked our Mom, "What's a yeast infection?". My mom told him to ask his Dad. So, my Dad comes to pick him up for our Wednesday visits (divorced parents, blah) and he askes him the same question. He tells him to ask his Mom. LOL. So, my brother was serious now. He wanted to know. So, my Dad comes up to the apartment and they both have to explain to a child what a yeast infection is. My parents still talk about this and are still embarassed! So, yes, those kind of commercials can either be viewed as inappropriate or education topics! LOL
Here's a commercial that I love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNlt0D_xba4 He's so cute, I wanna take him home, as long as he sings!
Especially the one with the woman with her mother and grandmother on the couch. Hey everyone, I took a great dump today thanks to Activia! I thought SNL did a great sketch with Kristen Wiig playing Jamie Lee Curtis.
I just saw the deoderant commercial!!!! WHO CARES if you don't stink!! You shouldn't in the first place!
I was also thinking of a Taco Bell commercial that was on at least 10-12 years ago some douche working the drive-thru and it goes something like this....
Douche: Welcome to Taco Bell Woot!
Bigger Douche: Is this where I can get a 65 cent taco?
Douche: Nope! This isn't it!
Bigger Douche: But this IS Taco Bell right?
Douche: Correct-o!!
Bigger Douche: Then why can't I have a 65 cent taco?
Douche: (with the STUPIDEST smile ever) Because they're 45 cents!!!!
Please tell me you've seen that one.
Someone merge or delete this. My concurrent thread has failed.
I just had the horror of watching the Burger King commercial regarding the new ultimate steakhouse burgers...people may think you think you're special...gaaahhhh!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsvGs...feature=colike
My own, personal, Dexter...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsvGs...feature=colike
My own, personal, Dexter...
There was one with a really pretty parrot saying "Activia!" Heehee- I love products advertised with parrots!
But doesn't all yogurt have beneficial bugs in it?
How about the Wendy's commercials? Could THOSE get any dumber? "The spicy baconator says you should see me in 3 months"
Again I will say it, WHO orders their food then has a complete conversation about their sandwich the entire time???
I don't know if it's Viagra or one of those other meds for E.D. but I can't stand it .. why do these couples always end up outside in bath tubs??
The commercial that drives me up a wall is the yoghurt commercial, don't know the brand, where these women are eating the stuff and saying how good it is, trying to define JUST how good. "Shoe shopping good" is one of the lines used. Buncha twunts. I also hate the Sally Field Boniva commercial making a big production number out of taking her monthly calcium pill because of how busy her schedule is. Swallowing a calcium takes what, 10 seconds at best? She's soooooo busy she can't take the damn thing more than once a month? That's what, 120 per YEAR or two minutes??? It's not like she's in demand that much anymore that she just has no time.
I agree with the Boniva commercial. How fucking hard is it to take a pill? I take pills through out the day, and don't have any trouble. Also, if I'm going to be gone, I take what I need with me.
Yeah, life is sooooo busy..blah, blah, blah.
The thing is, if I only had to take it once a month, I'd probably forget!
"Dying is just nature's way of saying, hey, you're not alive anymore!"
O.K.
The Mucus Monster...
The Tonail Fungus monster
The Panty liner commercial (That shows the water tower leaking, and the woman catching the water in her Fem. Napkin)
The Lysol commercial
These commercials are the grossiest things I have seen...
They have a new tampon commercial where mother nature comes up to a group of women on vacation to give them their monthly "gift" and it is a red box with a red bow. But the kicker is when they do the old side by side comparison and they have annimated the little red box and it is moving around the tampon, I didnt know wether to laugh or say eeewwwww. Just thought I would share.
those 2 girls that used to be on their commercials annoyed the piss out of me!!!
"no waiting in line in the restroom good"..........glad those are gone.......that white chick was FUGLY. Almost as FUGLY as the brunette (angel) on the Philadelphia Cream Cheese Commercials.....I swear that one used to be a dude!!!!!!!!!!
anybody see the new burger king commercial where they are advertising apple fries, then they show the KING'S little boy........................C R E E P Y!!!!!
"Dying is just nature's way of saying, hey, you're not alive anymore!"
There is now pudding with probiotics in it.
Question- what is it with women in ads who go on vacation together in cars? They drive along backroads and one HAS to carry a scarf which usually is raised into the air and thrown(but never retrieved)
Another woman has to stick her feet out of the car and the other makes goofy gestures with her hands. I have seen at least 4 ads like this.
To understand the living, you got to commune with the dead.
Minerva
i was watching tv with my nephews today when that commercial came on and my 10 year old nephew who just saw the "video"at school said "man, we need to get my mom tampax pearl because those girls get happy to have their period and my mom gets mean!" i laughed so hard that i had to call my sister at work to tell her lol
This has got to be the damned funniest thread I've read in ages!
I can't stand that smug asswipe whose credit score "happens to be 720". His attitude makes me think of that smartass from the Encyclopedia Brittanica commercials from the late 80's/early 90's.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NiZ7RTmby-Y
LOL! I'd be a miserable smartass to if those turtlenecks were crushing my vocal cords...
I'm glad I'm not the only one that feels that way. It's a lot easier to remember to take a pill everyday than once a month. That's like my dog's heart worm medicine. I have trouble remembering to give it to her once a month.
I'm sick of the Vonage commercial. She keeps bragging about the $9.95 a month (for the first 3 months). Why doesn't the idiot from the phone company ask her what happens after the first 3 months. Geeze! These companies must really think we're stupid.
i hate the vonage commercials with the "woo ho woo hoo hoo" song
ahh its stuck in my head now =(
Some of the very worst commercials are for Carls Jr. Unfortuantely Carl's is a regional fast food chain, so I don't know how many here will be familiar, but let me summarize ...
All their commercials are based around sloppy, messy burgers and sandwiches ..... the latest being a chili cheese burger where it shows this guy with chili all over his face, but I swear the chili looks like shit -- literally!!! UGH! Whenever that commercial comes on I have to look away...
I hate the subway $5 foot long commercial.
But I like the free credit report ones. At least they have different songs.