Its never a dull moment with Lindsay Lohan
Renowned Death Hag
Its never a dull moment with Lindsay Lohan
Renowned Death Hag
lmao!Originally Posted by aviatrix
Cindy
Renowned Death Hag
I think Lindsay is the 21st Century's female version of Leif Garrett.
Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils.
Kinda funny how she gets arrested right after the train wreck Lifetime is calling a movie debuted... I think she's just seeking more attention. Too bad somebody wasn't trying to beat some sense into her head!
Renowned Death Hag
everyday, I figure I'm going to read where she's dead.
she is SUCH a mess.
think THIS time she's going to jail?
"if you need anything, please don't hesitate to ask someone else first" Kurt Cobain
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Accidentally put this post on the Lisa Welchel thread. I deleted it there. Sorry
What in the name of holy hamsters does she have to do to get punished and do serious time?
It's like the premise for a bad sitcom. Doofus tries time and time again to get sentenced to prison 'cause that's where his friends are but keeps getting off.
Isn't the judicial system aware that if she kills someone during one of her frolics they are all going to pay and pay and pay .........
Renowned Death Hag
Just when you Lindsay lovers think shes doing better.....she does it again. Never a dull effin moment Lindsay, thanks for the laughs.
And no Lindsay is not going to jail- she will sleep with the Prosecution team to get out of a jail op.
Renowned Death Hag
fuck her. she has had many many many many many chances. now she sucks. her acting is terrible only reason ppl ( yeah me) watched that stupid movie was
to see the train wreck. and i feel like shit i contributed to that. but i wont anymore in future. i do not feel sorry for her at all
"Lindsay is a victim of her own fame".....one of the talking heads actually said that this morning.....I think Lindsay needs to stop thinking of herself as a victim (are you listening, Dina and Michael, her "parents"/enablers) and stop going to clubs and stay at rehab for a year, or better yet, put her in jail for violating her probation to think about her sense of entitlement and where it has landed her....BTW I hear Elizabeth Taylor chuckling in her grave, saying "This is what you get for your awful portrayal of me!!"
Senior Death Hag
Maybe she can flee the country, and come here to Ecuador. I was waiting to do my taxes yesterday at a little strip mall. As I was looking over my paperwork, my daughter was browsing at the "Natural Remedies" kiosk while she waited. Suddenly she started laughing out loud, and asked to borrow my phone to take a picture. There are no worries about likeness infringement, so someone thought that Lindsay´s image would work well to sell THIS product. Maybe she could flee the country, come down here, and be the celebrity spokesperson. She seems to have a lot of experience with crotches (both her own, and others), she needs work, so it´s a win/win situation. Im now kicking myself that I didnt buy this. It would have been a great conversation piece.
Renowned Death Hag
Haaaa! I also love pwem's doofus-sitcom idea.
I know how her repeated second chances could get shut down. Sexism and racism are clearly in play here, not just "fame" and being a "victim" of a dysfunctional family. I highly doubt a non-white cute girl, or a cute guy of any race, could evade legal action this many times. Pisses me off. Seems to me the racism/sexism/classism etc has gone way too far already. JMO.
"We've had threads about guys fucking picnic tables, animals and dead bodies. Third boob ain't going to stop a damn thing." - cleanskull
OOPS--her *OWN* NY lawyer said poor Linds is a "victim".....ugh......the only thing she is a victim of is her own poor judgement.....
I was listening to a local radio station on my way home from work yesterday evening (plug My Talk 107 - can probably find the show online if you wish - http://www.mytalk1071.com/shows/lorijulia it was the 11.29 show) and they had some kind of psychic or astrologer on to talk about Xmas gift ideas for the different signs and what the coming year will look like in general for the different signs. I guess that gal was talking about planet alignment and this rising and that waning - so I guess Astrologer. Anyway...the hosts of the show asked about Lindsay's coming year and the Astrologer was concerned that Lindsay might not make it thru the next year breathing - based on her birth signs. It was funny to me that they were so serious about what the guest had to say and kinda surprised that LiLo may not make it thru the coming year...I guess they are not death hags.
So anyone in a death pool - there ya go - straight from an Astrologer who does not know LiLo - Lindsay will likely not make it thru the year 2013...LOL! I love the doom-sayers. And I am seriously glad that I am not famous or infamous in any way. I would be a nervous wreck everytime someone said I was drunk or high or pregnant or dead...LOL!!!
Lindsay is like a car crash in progress - you can't help but look at it - even though you know how it's not going to end well... I do not wish bad things on anyone (karma's a bitch), but wishing and just plain old knowing are 2 different things. We all hope that this seriously troubled young woman pulls it together, but we're all pretty sure she won't.
Senior Death Hag
I've said it before on this thread...that girl is a hot mess!
I truly hope she gets some serious jail time. Nothing else seems to work, and I don't want to see her kill somebody for it to finally sink in that she needs to get her shit together.
"I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being" --Stand by Me
A victim? A poor girl caught up in the "dweadful" starmaking machine? Well, let's see if there is a solution. Howza 'bout......ready for it?.....quitting!!!!!
Save your body and soul by leaving the business, hon. Move to Indiana and work at the Pik & Pay and volunteer at the homeless shelter on weekends. That should relieve the stress.
I don't think that would be an option, Pwem. She would never pass a drug screening to get a job at a grocery store. They are much pickier than Hollywood.
Bwahahahahaha!
Renowned Death Hag
Indiana says no. How about Canada? Doesn't Randy Quaid need a new friend?
Cindy
Nooooooooooooo thanks. The lower mainland here in BC has its quota with the Quaids and Michael Moriarity.
Renowned Death Hag
Well, it was worth a shot. It's bad enough that we have Erin Moran over here.
Cindy
Renowned Death Hag
She's been a bad, bad girl.
Send her to my room.
A faulty hypothesis forming:
A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.
Renowned Death Hag
Please tell me your room isn't in Indiana?
Cindy
That still doesn't make us even. Canada foisted Celine Dion onto us, so we're sending Charlie Sheen to you in retaliation.
Ha, no way. No room here. No speakie de english.
The song "Indiana wants me but I can't go back there..." is going through my head
Renowned Death Hag
Damn. I need to read up on Canada songs!Ha, no way. No room here. No speakie de english.
The song "Indiana wants me but I can't go back there..." is going through my head
Cindy
One word... EBAY!!!! You'd make a killing! (like I'm sure she is off that too) hahaha Remember when Paris Hilton Called her Fire Crotch?
Paris Hilton has a hell of a lot of nerve calling anyone anything. I'm sure the Valtrex queen knows all about fire crotches!
Renowned Death Hag
Good point that.
Millions to be made with Lilo's Ultra Vagina.
What is that stuff anyway?
If somebody can handle the fulfillment, I can handle the ecommerce.
"Fire Crotch" is almost as good a name for a female band as "Pussy Riot."
I take that back; you can't top "Pussy Riot" for a band's name.
A faulty hypothesis forming:
A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.
Renowned Death Hag
It's not.
I simply meant that I would try to spank some sense into her; somebody needs to do it since her parents didn't and the courts don't seem inclined to.
A faulty hypothesis forming:
A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.
Renowned Death Hag
Please tell me his room is out of the U.S
JimC... I'm not sure... but I think its a douche, and if it is... OH MY! It's priceless! hehehehe
Mammy, I bet Paris could write a book on fire crotches of the sorts.
And God Please don't send her to Indiana! Me and Buttercup couldn't handle it.
We should blackmail Pwem. We could tell her if Canada doesn't agree to accept Lindsay Blowhan then we will smuggle Casey Anthony in when nobody is looking. I'm sure she would see things our way after that! Lol
hahaha!
Meanwhile at the temple of doom... Pachamama is considering the best way to run a LiLo Douch export business....
Renowned Death Hag
I heard that she has a secret British twin that she didn't know about because her parents are separated. And that it's actually the twin that's causing all of the problems. But she's afraid to make it public because then everyone will find out that she's had a boob job.
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"Do mind the pedestrian, Richard." - Hyacinth Bucket
Renowned Death Hag
It is, I have my own planet.
A faulty hypothesis forming:
A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.
I am off for 5 minutes to have a bite of dinner and this is what is going on behind my back!!!??
Douche Export business? Yes, I really like their cute wooden shoes and pretty tulips.
HeeHee, we'll teach you to sneak off and eat without us!
May I bribe...er..tempt you with some homemade apple pie and some ice cream on top?
Renowned Death Hag
Is the ice cream home made?
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"Do mind the pedestrian, Richard." - Hyacinth Bucket
You can bribe and tempt me with mostly any kind of food. I've been on a diet since the beginning of August and see lettuce leaves in my sleep.
OMG good for you! I admire you for taking the plunge. I so want to but can't seem to get motivated.
And yes this is on topic
Lindsay Lohan - douche - keeping clean - getting rid of toxins - healthy diet.
So there
Thank you. I'm doing pretty well, but it's been rough lately with all of the holiday goodies around.
I wonder if Lindsay has any true friends at all? She is such a mess and her family isn't any better. She seems to do just whatever she can to get any kind of attention.
Losing weight and keeping it off has got to be one of the hardest things to do in life. Cheers to you!
I think she did have true friends at one point but through the years they just got fed up or were cut from her life.
Personally, I could never be friends with someone like this. I know what they are like. Take, take, take. It will always be about her. Addicts are difficult, no, impossible to be friends with.
And they're so damn needy! And the poor me shit.. I'd be like cry me a river Lilo. Ya know she does it. Addicts don't want friends, they want enablers.
Now everytime I see or hear about douche's I will forever think of Lilo. ahhh the memories. hehe
Renowned Death Hag
Lindsay cannot even pull her tits out anymore to revive public interest in her. I see her doing a "High Class" porno film next. Its the only envelope she hasn't pushed yet, though there is that video of her doing an epiglottal massage on her then current squeeze. I see her dying soon by choking on her own vomit.
"Everybody is born, and everybody dies. Being born wasn't so bad , was it?"
Peter the Hermit
Senior Death Hag
Now she's trying to say that she never hit this chick. She only confronted her when she was told that the psychic's friends tried to steal her purse. Where does she come up with this shit?!?
"I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being" --Stand by Me
At the risk of sounding like I'm defending Lindsay, which I'm definitely not, she probably doesn't know whether people want to be her friend because they actually care about her or for what they think they can get from her. It seems like she has been used by people for a large portion of her life and her parents are the absolute worst about using her. She has been supporting the household for years. She's old enough to straighten herself up and make a better life, but she sure hasn't had any role models teaching her adult behavior. They are more concerned about not rocking the boat so the money keeps flowing. IMO
Renowned Death Hag
Ooooohh! I just got a great reality tv show or lifetime movie idea! Lindsay Lohan is sentanced by a judge to spend a summer at Mammy's house. Lindsay is mean and stupid and resentful in the beginning. But then at a critical point she comes to respect Mammy and learns to be a humble and sweet person. In the end a beautiful friendship is made and everyone is happy. Can I start a petition tomorrow Mammy please?
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"Do mind the pedestrian, Richard." - Hyacinth Bucket
Renowned Death Hag
Lol!! Yep, if anyone can whip Lohan into shape, then Mammy's your gal. If she can't do it, then it's a lost cause.
Cindy
hahaha! Not sure if Lilo has enough brain cells bumping around in that head of hers to to do any kind of critical thinking.
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