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Thread: Objectophilia - Sex with Benches, Tables, the Eiffel Tower and more...Oh my!

  1. 01-18-2015, 10:12 AM #501
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    Quote Originally Posted by McCourt View Post
    Too funny!!! Just close the curtains and go for it!
    Naw, nobody needs to see all this. Nope. Too much ass and boobs. Hubby can barely handle it all. Lol!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RiaBrown View Post
    Naw, nobody needs to see all this. Nope. Too much ass and boobs. Hubby can barely handle it all. Lol!!!
    But in this case, "barely" means everything!! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by McCourt View Post
    But in this case, "barely" means everything!! LOL
    ROFL!!!!!
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    A SHEPHERD was found dead after having sex with a scarecrow that he had put a wig and lipstick on.

    http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/rea...-1227291248835
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    Ew.
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    As long as you aren't hurting a living thing, more power to them.
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  7. 04-04-2015, 11:45 AM #507
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    Quote Originally Posted by RiotBoots View Post
    As long as you aren't hurting a living thing, more power to them.
    Better to fuck a piece of toast than a clown car vagina'd Duggar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by neilmpenny View Post
    A SHEPHERD was found dead after having sex with a scarecrow that he had put a wig and lipstick on.

    http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/rea...-1227291248835
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    Quote Originally Posted by SomeChick View Post
    As you do.
    I thought lipstick was a nice touch.
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  10. 04-06-2015, 09:06 AM #510
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    Quote Originally Posted by neilmpenny View Post
    I thought lipstick was a nice touch.

    Classy. Ya know.
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