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    Betty White

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    very funny!
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    OMG!!! How funny.

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    LMAO!!!

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    That was hilarious!! I would love if she was my grandma!


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    God I love her!!!!

    I wanna be like her when I get old! too damn funny!


    oh wow she's 86 years old!!!! here's her wiki!


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_White
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    Betty is great! She's always up for a racy joke, too. I remember Conan O'Brien hitting on her during NBC's anniversary (50th?) celebration, and she went along with it, as if she was gonna take him backstage and make a man out of him.

    Now, Craig Ferguson... I am in love with him. Completely. Gawd, is he still with Sharon Stone? I guess that's his only flaw... sigh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by motherogod View Post
    Betty is great! She's always up for a racy joke, too. I remember Conan O'Brien hitting on her during NBC's anniversary (50th?) celebration, and she went along with it, as if she was gonna take him backstage and make a man out of him.

    Now, Craig Ferguson... I am in love with him. Completely. Gawd, is he still with Sharon Stone? I guess that's his only flaw... sigh...
    He is pretty smokin'. His dick will fall off if he stays with her too long....

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    Betty White is truely the Queen of Television. She could stand on camera an squint for 10 minutes and it would be hilarious.

    Lucy may wear the crown, but Betty is the real Queen.

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    I dunno, Grave Wax, that is a very subversive opinion.

    Mr Wanttohaveitall, what's your take?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noelle Page View Post
    I dunno, Grave Wax, that is a very subversive opinion.

    Mr Wanttohaveitall, what's your take?



    Hmmmm. Officially I think Lucy will always be acknowledged as the Queen of Television AND Comedy.

    My personal opinion??? Lucy


    But DON'T get me wrong.....I like Betty White. She's great!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by motherogod View Post
    Betty is great! She's always up for a racy joke, too. I remember Conan O'Brien hitting on her during NBC's anniversary (50th?) celebration, and she went along with it, as if she was gonna take him backstage and make a man out of him.

    Now, Craig Ferguson... I am in love with him. Completely. Gawd, is he still with Sharon Stone? I guess that's his only flaw... sigh...
    Who's Dated Who has him dating Amy Yasbeck, who's very sweet & pretty. Good for him. Bad for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dearheart View Post



    oh wow she's 86 years old!!!! here's her wiki!


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_White

    WOW seriously??

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr.wanttohaveitall View Post
    Hmmmm. Officially I think Lucy will always be acknowledged as the Queen of Television AND Comedy.

    My personal opinion??? Lucy


    But DON'T get me wrong.....I like Betty White. She's great!!
    Elizabeth White, Betty White, Mrs. Allen Ludden, Miss Password, Sue Ann Nivens, Ellen Jackson, Rose Nylund, and everyone's favorite crazy grandmother thinks you are wrong.

    Lucy Ricardo/Carmichael/Carter/Barker may disagree too.

    I'll bet when Betty White does shuffle off this mortal world, her remains get to stay in California. A Queen doesn't leave her Kingdom forever.

    Nothing PO'ed me more than when Lucy's "family" relocated her and her mother's cremains to New York. Lucy bought those niches in LA and intended to remain where she was queen.

    It is silly, I know. But it bugged the heck out of me because I,too, Love Lucy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grave Wax View Post
    Elizabeth White, Betty White, Mrs. Allen Ludden, Miss Password, Sue Ann Nivens, Ellen Jackson, Rose Nylund, and everyone's favorite crazy grandmother thinks you are wrong.

    Lucy Ricardo/Carmichael/Carter/Barker may disagree too.

    I'll bet when Betty White does shuffle off this mortal world, her remains get to stay in California. A Queen doesn't leave her Kingdom forever.

    Nothing PO'ed me more than when Lucy's "family" relocated her and her mother's cremains to New York. Lucy bought those niches in LA and intended to remain where she was queen.

    It is silly, I know. But it bugged the heck out of me because I,too, Love Lucy.


    I know. You do have to wonder if Lucie Arnaz didn't move her to boost business for the festival they have every year in NY. Did I hear correctly that visitors have to PAY to see Lucy's grave now? I hope that's not true.


    That clip of Betty is HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr.wanttohaveitall View Post
    I know. You do have to wonder if Lucie Arnaz didn't move her to boost business for the festival they have every year in NY. Did I hear correctly that visitors have to PAY to see Lucy's grave now? I hope that's not true.


    That clip of Betty is HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!
    Are you kidding? The only reason to relocate the remains was money! It was sactamonious grave robbery.

    When Lucy died, she wasn't a fabulously wealthy woman. Sure, she had a few million in the bank, but it wasn't what Lucie needed or deserved.

    Lucille Ball and Elvis Presley were the two most important entertainers of the last half of the 20th century. They both died with about an equal estate.

    Elvis owed the government about half what he had, and that about equaled Lucille's estate, which had taken care of its taxes.

    Then Graceland happened. BOOM!

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    I never thought Lucy was cute or particularly talented but that is just my own opinion....now Betty White she gets my vote! I gotta agree with Grave Wax on this one.

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    Betty's great, but Lucy is the worldwide ICON!

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    Betty White will be one of the celebrity contestants on
    the new Million Dollar Password with host Regis Philbin.

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    Betty RULES! That was hilarious...
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    Eva Gabor/Betty White on Boobs


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    Quote Originally Posted by johnny View Post
    Thanx for the link!
    LOL!
    That show was awesome!

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    I love Betty White!

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    That was funny

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    Roflmao
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    Watching that just hit me as sad that Gene Rayburn, Eva Gabor & Dick Martin are all dead now. That never happened before....

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    I was just thinking how I wish we had a match game now with such funny people! Is there one?

    Great link.

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    That was cute!

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    I like the relaxed nature at which these ladies could poke a little fun...
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnny View Post
    I like the relaxed nature at which these ladies could poke a little fun...
    The "relaxed nature" came from the well documented fact that they were all mostly drunk after they'd come back from their lunch breaks...not that there's anything wrong with that!

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    "The "relaxed nature" came from the well documented fact that they were all mostly drunk after they'd come back from their lunch breaks...not that there's anything wrong with that!"


    ROFL...damn straight!
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    That was funny. She looked like she had fun doing that.
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    lol. Very funny. The Bea Arthur perspective.
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    Lol Best laugh Ive had in ages.
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    Hilarious.
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    Cute....White is so great. Wonder what the movie is about?

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    That was funny!

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    "When Betty White wants a cup of coffee you get her a --- cup of coffee" Classic!!
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    love it!
    looks like all of them are having a great time.

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    LOL I heart Betty White..I want her to be my Grandmother!!
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    I think it is so refreshing that they can all check their egos at the door and come up with something so free and very darned funny! I have always liked Betty White but now I LOVE her all the more!

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    That's hysterical!!

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    Scared me when I read enraged actor goes off on Betty White. Nobody goes off on Betty White! It was funny. Looks like cute movie from ads I've seen.

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    Absolutely loved it! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by pattykad View Post
    Cute....White is so great. Wonder what the movie is about?
    Sandra Bullock does something at work and they say that they're going to deport her so she gets Ryan Reynolds to marry her so she can stay in the country. That's all I know from the preview I saw on tv lol.

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    This should be a great movie lol I really loved her giving him the finger lol

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    I think I must be having a sense of humour failure today, that was so staged I kept cringing. Sorry!

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    Loved that!!...I can't wait for this movie...I friggin LOVE Sandra Bullock.....she's my girl crush...I'll watch her in anything!
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    Bea was right...she is a cunt....LMAOOOOOOOO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snudgie View Post
    Loved that!!...I can't wait for this movie...I friggin LOVE Sandra Bullock.....she's my girl crush...I'll watch her in anything!

    Me too!! AND I have serious lust issues for Ryan Reynolds, so double score on this movie!!!!!
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