THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE EPISODES, LUCY AND THE GANG PUT ON AN OPERETTA, AND THIS IS SUNG BY FRED:
THE INN ON THE RIVER OUT
Squire Quinn: [Spoken]
Well, what a bunch of pleasant peasants you are.
Squire Quinn:
I'm the good Squire Quinn and I want to shout
about my Inn on the River Out.
Pleasant Peasant Ladies:
You can easily see the shape Squire Quinn is in,
but wait'll you see the shape his Inn is in.
Squire Quinn:
The rooms are lovely and full of space.
There's running water in every place.
Pleasant Peasant Ladies:
Yes, there's lots of water if you can stay
long enough for a rainy day.
Squire Quinn:
Every room has a beautiful view
of sailing boats on the river blue.
Pleasant Peasant Ladies:
You can watch the boats when the wind blows,
but the Squire didn't put in windows.
Squire Quinn:
Lots of ale and stout are on my shelf
and I take a drop or two myself.
Pleasant Peasant Ladies:
A drop he says. The Squire's got the gout.
The stout makes him ail and the ale makes him stout.
Squire Quinn:
So ends my story and I think that this'll
be a good time to wet my whistle.
Squire Quinn and the Pleasant Peasant Ladies:
That's all there is and it leaves no doubt
that the Squire's in his Inn and his Inn's on the Out.