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    Ages Old Mystery Finally Solved!

    Yes They Do!
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    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Now WHAT is the sound of 1 hand clapping.....

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    And in the background I think I heard a tree falling!

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    That was hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PvN73 View Post
    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Now WHAT is the sound of 1 hand clapping.....
    A ruler slapping, ofcourse!
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    A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SomeChick View Post
    A ruler slapping, ofcourse!
    yeee haaa - that ruler belongs in the ENGEL! woo hoo Ich is there waiting for it right now...

    Quote Originally Posted by ichabodius View Post
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    Isnt that the sound of DOUG snoping in the engel?

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    For A Wednesday....

    Very funny!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PvN73 View Post
    yeee haaa - that ruler belongs in the ENGEL! woo hoo Ich is there waiting for it right now...

    I know, naughty me. Sorry but I've been doing some thingies. I'll tell you about them in there later.

    Isnt that the sound of DOUG snoping in the engel?
    You know, I did hear that yesterday. Hmm...

    PS. Thanks cleanskull! My Mom will be so pleased to finally have the answer to that one.
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    Good one!

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    hahahahahha !!!! Love this one !!!!

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    Then of course there is the flying pig. No Pink Floyd album covers btw.
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    Your Wish Is My Command!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    Pork Aloft
    How about Hell freezing over?

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    As You Wish!

    My Lady.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    My Lady.
    Haaaaa. OH MY GOD.. now I have to do all those things I said I would when hell froze over... GOSH DANG IT!

    Thanks for nothing cleanskull! haaa

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    Send pix plz, of the more degrading stuff of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    Send pix plz, of the more degrading stuff of course.
    Trust me that will never be photographed.... I know it will be used against me in court. HAAA

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    Justice is blind darlin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    Justice is blind darlin.
    and do you know why it is blind? It saw my last set of photos! haaa

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    Lucky ol' thang, wasn't it.
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    ANother age old mystery...Is Heath really dead??

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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    Lucky ol' thang, wasn't it.
    I wouldnt call it lucky seeing those pics......

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    We could start a thread with a poll and you could post them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    We could start a thread with a poll and you could post them.
    yes I could post them but I wouldnt.. I have some dignity left you know, not alot after the engel but enough to know posting those will get me permanently banned - is that what you want Cleanskull?

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    Of Course Not!

    Would not want this to get ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    Would not want this to get ya.
    Thanks! I knew you cared! Can you imagine the Engel without me? You probably can't... because it would be GONE! OH NO

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    Thats Right Girl!

    We just won't go to that church.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    We just won't go to that church.
    ahhhh my eyes my eyes! that church image burned my eyes!

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    Here, this should help.

    Just look into my eyes--------wink wink
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    I am looking.. looking...

    yes what ever you want

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    Quote Originally Posted by PvN73 View Post
    How about Hell freezing over?
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    Did they win? I am not sure I am from Australia!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PvN73 View Post
    Did they win? I am not sure I am from Australia!
    2008 is the 100 year anniversary of the last time they did win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    Yes They Do!
    Now we can work on the other question. Is a duck's ass water tight?
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    I know you'll be tight if ya drink enough of this.

    Duck's Ass recipe
    1 shot Bailey's® Irish cream
    1 shot Kahlua® coffee liqueur
    1 shot Bacardi® 151 rum
    Mix in a tumbler with ice, then strain into a shot glass.
    Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.

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    LMAO!!! I love bears and this is too funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    I know you'll be tight if ya drink enough of this.

    Duck's Ass recipe
    1 shot Bailey's® Irish cream
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    1 shot Bacardi® 151 rum
    Mix in a tumbler with ice, then strain into a shot glass.
    looks lovely - make me one of those bartender!

    Quote Originally Posted by SenorMuerto View Post
    2008 is the 100 year anniversary of the last time they did win.
    100 years! that is soo sad, those poor supporters - a whole lifetime and not a world series.... why am I laughing? heee

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    I'm sitting here, giggling, remembering the last time we took my mom camping out here.

    Mr. K, our daughter, me, and my mother went camping up on Palomar Mountain, but in the federal campground, not the state campground (they were renovating the state campground, IIRC). So, we have this niiiice camping spot....right next to a goddamn hiking trail.

    These people pulled up because apparently, they were going to go hiking. This woman, dressed in her cute little pastel pedal pushers, her cute bright white Keds, her cute pastel t-shirt, and her cute straw hat, with her Nextel phone on a lanyard around her neck, starts asking us about the trail.

    I don't think that my daughter was more than about, oh, eight or nine, and she looked that woman in the eye, and said, "Well, WE were hiking this morning, and WE found scat, it's probably bear poop." In a totally serious tone of voice, with a perfectly straight face.

    That woman turned white, turned around, and told her companions, "We are NOT hiking HERE, they found BEAR POOP!"

    As she was walking back to her car, and glancing around nervously, my mom asked my daughter why she said that, since the scat we found was likely raccoon or fox, not bear. My daughter rolled her eyes, and said, "Did you see how she was dressed, Grandma? She's NOT a hiker. She couldn't take it, and I didn't want to hear her whine all the way up and down MY mountain."

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    That is a funny story Mrs.K. Your daughter sounds precious and wise beyond her years. It is funny how many people get "OUTDOORS" and expect it to be "Cleaned And Sanitized For Your Protection."
    Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.

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    Well that sure took a load off my mind.

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    Timmy is that you back there?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    That is a funny story Mrs.K. Your daughter sounds precious and wise beyond her years. It is funny how many people get "OUTDOORS" and expect it to be "Cleaned And Sanitized For Your Protection."
    My mom and I just laughed our asses off when she came out with that!

    Now, she's thirteen, and she'd just give someone attitude and tell 'em, "You are not worthy to hike MY mountain." OY!

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    That Duck's Ass looks delicious------did I just post that?



    (Heath who?)

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    You know, the guy who's likeness they're using for new Girl Scout cookies this year.
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