Renowned Death Hag
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That's rude. All that preparation and relatives coming in. The guy is an ass for spoiling the festivities.
Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.
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Renowned Death Hag
It's not his fault.
Don't they even embalm people over there?
You don't hear about those kinds of false-start funerals over here.
Why?
Embalming, that's why.
They probably thought they were saving money or something, but just look what happened.
A faulty hypothesis forming:
A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.
Death Hag Extraordinaire
At least he prolly had a good meal waiting for him. The after funeral food feast is usually pretty good.
Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.
Renowned Death Hag
Probably not.Originally Posted by cleanskull
They likely only had enough food on hand for the mourners - nobody ever thinks about feeding the dead guy.
A faulty hypothesis forming:
A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.
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I'm thinking everybody ran away screaming like a little Girl. Prolly left the food. He must have been famished. Being dead is hard work.
Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.
Renowned Death Hag
Good points - flawless logic.
This thread does have me thinking about the sorry state of equal rights.
For dead people.
They should rise up together like the gay folks and black folks and other historically denied members of society and demand equal respect and treatment under the law.
Talk about a grass roots movement.
If even half the people who ever died and who are still dead got on board with this, it'd be like a scene from one of those zombie apocalypse movies or something.
A faulty hypothesis forming:
A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.
Renowned Death Hag
This is like my bad dream.
Carolyn(1958-2009) always in my heart.
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