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    Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enhancement...

    procedure. He had a heart attack after a substance was injected into his dick.

    https://www.foxnews.com/health/billi...re-reports-say

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    This one made me giggle. An euphemism that I have used a long time, for an erection, is a "Diamond Cutter." I will be sniggling the rest of the night. Oh yeah, rip and all that.
    "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."

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    "posh Parisian clinic" and they can't keep your willie enlarging out of the news?

    If I were the family, I'd sue.
    Morgan

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    he's no longer in the diamond business

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    Guess he never heard the song "It Ain't the Meat, It's the Motion."

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    His life was cut short

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    Quote Originally Posted by cash View Post
    His life was cut short

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    Quote Originally Posted by cash View Post
    His life was cut short
    But as much as he had in life, he yearned for bigger things - had larger ambitions; you might say.
    OK, look - he's a billionaire - that didn't just become a reality suddenly.

    Who and why the hell does somebody decide they want a bigger penis at the age of 65?
    You're damn near done with it at that point except for it's non-sexual functions.

    He should have just dyed his hair, bought some new clothes and a sexy-looking sports car, and tried to come off as "not creepy" when he was hitting on women less than half his age, which you pretty much can't do.

    A penis enlargement at 65 seems pretty freaking stupid to me.
    A faulty hypothesis forming:
    A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.

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