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    Well, now it seems she needs to work, rather than spending grandaddy's money on parties.

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    I suspect she already has a gazillion dollars.
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    "Grandpa, that's not HOT!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by endsleigh03 View Post
    "Grandpa, that's not HOT!"
    lol, or Grandpa , thats not cute!! stupid bitch, im sorry, but i just CANT STAND HER.

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    i heard this story long ass time ago that paris was being disinherited by grandpa...reason being her alcoholic wild partying prison ways...it snot like shes hurting for money but still she doesnt deserve the inheritance...let her go crying in the back seat of a squad car to her parents...shes so NOT HOT...her and her sister dont know the true meaning of the word work...im tired of hearing on the news every other minute every other channel about paris, nicole, lindsay, etc...as soon as these fools do something significantly important and newsworthy to my day then they might get my attention...until then go away...
    You call me a bitch like it's a bad thing...I may be a bitch, but I am NOT YOUR bitch...I'm not A bitch, I'm THE bitch...

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    why should I care if that broad get's her money? she's an undeserving whore in my opinion.

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    Tee Hee

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Hag Chris View Post
    why should I care if that broad get's her money? she's an undeserving whore in my opinion.
    no kidding...bet shes getting loads of money from her video sex tape??? thts hot....NOT!!!! lmao
    You call me a bitch like it's a bad thing...I may be a bitch, but I am NOT YOUR bitch...I'm not A bitch, I'm THE bitch...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack-O-Lantern View Post
    Yeah, I'm sure she will never go hungry...but this is funny as hell nevertheless.
    if she ever goes hungry, she can just feast on what she likes most...TUBE STEAK and CHUNKY BAG GRAVY!!!!!

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    Paris

    SPOILED ROTTEN FOOLISH BRAT AND A TWIT TO BOOT.
    Wish I could have seen the hissy fit she was SURE to have thrown.
    "What we have here.... is a failure to communicate."

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    First and foremost, I suspect her finances are already secured and taken care of. Secondly, what's wrong with her getting out and finding some real work ?? Her name alone should open doors that are closed to the vast majority of us .


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazbabee View Post
    Her name alone should open doors that are closed to the vast majority of us .
    and those doors have zippers.

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    just read the article on cnn.com and it says that even nicky has been disinherited...ahahahaha
    You call me a bitch like it's a bad thing...I may be a bitch, but I am NOT YOUR bitch...I'm not A bitch, I'm THE bitch...

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    ahhhhhh. my poor black heart bleeds for those two skanks.

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    I say kudos to Barron Hilton - that's a big humanitarian move on his part. Well, actually, two humanitarian moves - giving the money to charity, and NOT giving it to Paris.

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    Should we take up a collection?

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    She already has millions from hawking herself to many products. People actually pay her to go to parties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sassie View Post
    I say kudos to Barron Hilton - that's a big humanitarian move on his part. Well, actually, two humanitarian moves - giving the money to charity, and NOT giving it to Paris.

    Very good point. I concur.

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    HA-HA!

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    I think she will still be able to afford her purina skank chow.
    Some days, you get the Bear, other days the Bear gets you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sassie View Post
    I say kudos to Barron Hilton - that's a big humanitarian move on his part. Well, actually, two humanitarian moves - giving the money to charity, and NOT giving it to Paris.
    Yes, I agree. hehehe



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    She and Nicki will get around 50 million. This was not a dis from her grandfather, this is what has happened down the line. Each of the Hilton's have donated to good causes, which is a good thing, because it teaches the young ones to do for themselves.

    Neither will have to do without. Have you priced some of the things she has for sale? That alone is worth millions.

    I call this story a slow news day!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluebear71 View Post
    HA-HA!
    Gold!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoxharding View Post
    She already has millions from hawking herself to many products. People actually pay her to go to parties.
    God, talk about desperation to get your party in the papers. Seriously, can you imagine having to make small talk with Paris at a party? How freaking boring. I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a spork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigfoot View Post
    Gold!
    That was what I was thinking!! Nelson rocks. Ha-Ha....

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    I discovered Paris actually might have a talent. (Really)
    There are tapes of her-in one of them, she claims to have trained her dog to spin.
    The tiny dog then grins and spins many times.
    If this is true-then Paris has the talent to teach tiny dog tricks! She could even create a tiny dancing dog group and go on the road!(as long as someone takes care of the dogs)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrea View Post
    I can picture her throwing a Cartman-like fit: "NO GRANDPA THAT IS A BAD @#()$&)@& GRANDPA! THAT'S MY #_*#&#37;*&@+ MONEY! REWRITE YOUR WILL AND RESPECT MY AUTHORI-TI!!!!!"

    Kudos to Grandpa!

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    click on starvin marvin in season one lol

    no wait, what one is it when he yells at the cat and says no kitty thats my pot pie!?!?
    Last edited by buddyhollylover; 12-27-2007 at 07:29 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddyhollylover View Post
    http://allsp.com/

    click on starvin marvin in season one lol

    no wait, what one is it when he yells at the cat and says no kitty thats my pot pie!?!?
    haaaaa that is funny - i dont know why but I love Cartman. he is so wrong but still hilarious...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hrhdiesel View Post
    I can think of a couple people I would LOVE to get that shirt for.

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    How did I miss this thread.....LMAO....she`ll never go broke, but it is snort-ta-lsious all the same......maybe grandpops saw one too many porno`s of his lovely prodigy......and BAD pornos at that.....for shit`s sake at least get the lighting right....

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    I was unaware that Paris Hilton spent all of her time personally fucking with you people. Did her little doggie bite oo? Did she get that seat at Chasen's you were waiting ever-so-long for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Screwtape View Post
    I was unaware that Paris Hilton spent all of her time personally fucking with you people. Did her little doggie bite oo? Did she get that seat at Chasen's you were waiting ever-so-long for?

    look everyone, it's Rick Saloman coming to the aid of his precious love Paris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Screwtape View Post
    I was unaware that Paris Hilton spent all of her time personally fucking with you people. Did her little doggie bite oo? Did she get that seat at Chasen's you were waiting ever-so-long for?
    Why yes she did Screwy.....she snagged a pair of Tiffanny cock-rings I had my eyes on.....I hope she goes broke....* stomping off to room to pet my doggie Jellybean *

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidMolly View Post
    Why yes she did Screwy.....she snagged a pair of Tiffanny cock-rings I had my eyes on.....I hope she goes broke....* stomping off to room to pet my doggie Jellybean *

    I have a couple you can borrow!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Hag Chris View Post
    I have a couple you can borrow!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Hag Chris View Post
    why should I care if that broad get's her money? she's an undeserving whore in my opinion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Death Hag Chris View Post
    ahhhhhh. my poor black heart bleeds for those two skanks.
    Chris, you took the words right out of my mouth! I can't stand the bitch!!!

    Being rich for being stupid....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny62 View Post

    Being rich for being stupid....
    Exactly! I guess I'll never be rich because I can never be that stupid no matter how hard I try!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny62 View Post
    Chris, you took the words right out of my mouth! I can't stand the bitch!!!

    Being rich for being stupid....
    EXACTAMUNDO!!!! this girl is famous for being a tramp and having no clue. WOW!!! where do I sign up.

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    I shall state this again.....I can forgive the morons other failings, but making bad porn is unforgivable.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidMolly View Post
    I shall state this again.....I can forgive the morons other failings, but making bad porn is unforgivable.....
    then I guess i'll forever be unforgiven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Hag Chris View Post
    then I guess i'll forever be unforgiven.

    Porn is in the eye of the beholder......and I`d forgive YOU anything except not loaning me those cock-rings ( please rinse off first... )

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidMolly View Post
    Porn is in the eye of the beholder......and I`d forgive YOU anything except not loaning me those cock-rings ( please rinse off first... )

    you are a doll!!!

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    I absolutely love it! I only wish I could have seen her temper tantrum over this!
    Zombie kitteh is Hungry!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snoopy View Post
    I absolutely love it! I only wish I could have seen her temper tantrum over this!
    I smell some Photo Shop pictures coming your way any time now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Hag Chris View Post
    I smell some Photo Shop pictures coming your way any time now.
    Waiting anxiously!!
    Zombie kitteh is Hungry!!

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    I wish I knew how to work that Photo Shop stuff. i'm a PC retard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Hag Chris View Post
    I wish I knew how to work that Photo Shop stuff. i'm a PC retard.
    So am I don't feel bad!
    Zombie kitteh is Hungry!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snoopy View Post
    So am I don't feel bad!
    sweet.

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    Cyber-morons unite!

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