I remember reading a tiny interview with TINA FEY when she was on SNL and one of the questions asked (of her) was who was the worst 'guest host' that they'd had on SNL. Her 2 pick(s) were:
MATT MCCONAUGHEY because, she said that the hopelessly vain 'actor' kept after her to write skits for him in which he'd be able to disrobe or take off his shirt so that he could show off his bod.
PARIS HILTON, who she said was so incredibly stupid and untalented that it pained her. FEY went on to describe HILTON as "a vacuum with nipples" !
LOVE IT! Go gramps!
Not while she's young anyway.Yeah, I'm sure she will never go hungry...
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" A vacuum with nipples ".............ROTFLMAO.........PURE GOLD, SAYS I
Her and her sister just got 500,000 each, just for showing up at a club (Lax at the Luxor) in Las Vegas on New Years Eve.
I don't think they will be homeless anytime soon.
It would be different if she remotely showed an interest in the business, or anything else that matters for that matter. Now Nikki on the other hand, that girl has a brain & some business sense about her. Too bad, I wish my parents could have handed me a business like the Hilton, I would have done em' proud I'd have been so grateful! Oh well, that's the way children are raised these days, when they're given everything, you come out like Paris & so many others, ungrateful & unappreciative. When you work for what you got you care a lot more about it & respect other peoples things too.
Anyone hear about her brother getting popped for a DUI?
http://www.eonline.com/gossip/planet...5-3606cbe9d03e
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
I live in Malibu and get my coffee from that gas station everyday. I just happened to get there a few minutes after the cops came yesterday. I couldn't get into the place because there where 6 cop cars there, you would think he robbed a bank or was strapped with bombs or something? Not sure about you guys and I know I live in the entertainment capital of the world, but does it really take that many cops to arrest a drunk teenager? Why can't they spend our tax dollars on something useful like improving our schools instead of transporting sick Brit Brit to the hospital or 6 cops to arrest a drunk teenager?
Ok, I will now step off my soap box now and return to putting crayolas in my nose just so I can see how many it will hold
http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1421075722
WTF!? Can someone explain to me whats wrong with this bitch?
Who does she think she is? And what about the Dita Von Teese-like number?
i just love it how much shes changed after being in jail....
Does anyone still care about this person?
If so, why? ....and no, I didn't click on the link. LOL
I still think she's a looker.
Seriously. I say we shun her.
Teenage Paris Hilton
she's an example to follow...
...if you are an attention whore!
Shhh don't let Diva know!
she has a very flat ass...look like two legs joined together...she has a vacant stare as well
I think she is just as ugly inside as she outside....gee, whatever happened to her "I want to help the world" stance since she left jail? Shocker!!!!!
I fiind it rather funny that her latest movie, "The Hottie and the Nottie" did $27000 on its opening weekend. That puts about 30 butts in the seats of each theater. It's also being called the worst film of all time.
Performing my signature monkey hump move since 10/16/2007...
RIP Dad- 11/14/1947 to 12/16/2013
Haha.
I will never understand the fascination with her??? She can't act or sing. She does nothing but party. She reminds me of a slinky ferret. You see her on interviews and she seems like a very sweet soft-spoken girl. Then she's on a porno tape, goes to jail and supposedly had sex on the dance floor of some club. I just don't get it. Famous for being famous...
her parents must not be so hot either. they should have sent her to cornell or bern to study hotel management,even if she simply audited the courses to keep some one qualified from losing out.
are both of her parents like Paris,too?
Paris can't act her way out of a brown paper bag nor sing her way out of the plastic wrap cover on a new cd even someone gave her written directions and a map she STILL can't do either...just another damn airheaded giggly cheerleader who needs to take her pom poms and GO HOME AND STAY HOME!!!!
She's the anti Heath - instead of "he's still dead" it's "is she dead yet?"
She wants to be talented soooo bad. She is discovering that talent can't be purchased, and it sucks for her.
All I can say on the subject is..............what a f*ckin slag!
A source said: "She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She's desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with film executives."
http://www.theage.com.au/news/film/p...190870238.html
BAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
She's obviously clueless, needless to say. I saw her in one so-called 'horror movie' and she was horrible. I won't be seeing her new movie. Once was enough for me. Didn't see her One Night in Paris porno movie and was wondering if she (excuse the expression) 'sucked' in that, too? LOL!
I kind of like her, the Simple Life was funny, even though I thought it was totally scripted.
I admit, I say "loves it" all the time, that's a great phrase.
I loved her in the Simple Lifee too but in real like she needs to get over herself. She is too self absorbed. What is she famous for? Partying. Can you believe the money she is paid for going to a club to drink and dance? UGH............. Other very rich children do not put themselves out there like this one does.
Paris Goes First Class on a Spiritual Plane
Posted Mar 2nd 2008 11:35AM by TMZ Staff
From rocker gal to guru in a day! Paris, the eternal attention whore, hit up the Bodhi Tree Bookstore in L.A. with her own personal Shaman!
The two later ventured over to Urth Caffe -- where she gave away a huge diamond necklace to a random stranger ... because her spirit guide told her to!
Now if he could just take her with him on his next trip to Tibet.
All I have to say is "Good for Her". Really I can't believe they make a Big deal out of this.
Report: Paris Hilton caught with marijuana
AFP/Getty Images/File
1 hr 36 mins ago
PARIS – Paris Hilton was briefly detained in Corsica after sniffer dogs detected a "quite small" quantity of marijuana in her bag, a French newspaper reported Saturday.
Corse Matin newspaper said officers at the airport in Figari found about one gram's worth of marijuana. [COLOR=#366388! important][COLOR=#366388! important]Hilton[/COLOR][/COLOR], who was transiting the French Mediterranean island in a private jet on Friday, was hauled in for questioning and released about 30 minutes later, the report said.
In a story posted on its Web site, the newspaper said Hilton was traveling along with "personalities close to power in Malaysia" from the French capital to Porto-Cerno, in Sardinia.
In a posting on the TwitLonger site Saturday, Hilton wrote, "Just to put an end to these rumors. The stories saying I have been arrested are completely false!"
"I am having the best vacation of my life," the posting said.
Earlier this month, Hilton was arrested after the Brazil-Netherlands World Cup match in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, on suspicion of possession of marijuana. The case was then dropped at a midnight court hearing.
Hilton pleaded no contest in 2007 to alcohol-related reckless driving and was sentenced to 45 days in jail. After spending about 23 days in jail, Hilton told U.S. television host Larry King that the experience caused her to re-evaluate the role partying played in her life. She said she wanted "to help raise money for kids and for breast cancer and multiple sclerosis."
and she is still being given attention and such because why???
KELT' HOME FOR WAYWARD YOUTH-
Helping Young Men To Turn Around For Over Twenty Years !
Wow. Maybe she can room with Lindsey.
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I question the timing. She is probably jealous that Lindsay is getting all the attention right now, so she is making sure her name is now back in the news....