You know I have an evacuation plan and a survival kit ready to go. Just make sure you come to me first, because if you go to your mother, I'm pretty certain you're going to wind up getting eaten - just sayin'.Originally Posted by evilwitchgrrrl
You know I have an evacuation plan and a survival kit ready to go. Just make sure you come to me first, because if you go to your mother, I'm pretty certain you're going to wind up getting eaten - just sayin'.
Renowned Death Hag
Wouldn't take me no time to get a bug out bag ready to leave although I might just bug in after outbreak to let shit warm over, it'll be easier to navigate when there isn't a panic and mass exodus. You don't want get caught in a crowded situation people these days are so quick to freak out about a simple cough or sneeze I'd hate to think how much hysteria seeing the living dead or other people getting bit and turned will cause. If I make it a month I'll judge by the decay on the living dead a good month of rot enhanced by being in a humid climate these things should be nothing but piles of goo. I'll probably live the rest of my days in the Florida Keys.
Hell yeah, Dude! A man could liberate a couple of zombie-owned boats, start a charter service and make a comfortable living.
Now where did I put that lost jigger of salt?
Because you know that the only things guaranteed to survive a zombie invasion or WW III are cockroaches and Jimmy Buffet.
Renowned Death Hag
Some people claim that there's a zombie to blame....Hell yeah, Dude! A man could liberate a couple of zombie-owned boats, start a charter service and make a comfortable living.
Now where did I put that lost jigger of salt?
Because you know that the only things guaranteed to survive a zombie invasion or WW III are cockroaches and Jimmy Buffet.
I'll probably start collecting famous boats ie: Thunder in Paradise, Slice of Life from Dexter, The Stugots from the Sopranos, Crockett's tub from Miami Vice complete with Elvis the Alligator.
Renowned Death Hag
what are you going to make them lunch with that 8 cans of soup?
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Also how about we build one of these bad boys, Dad?
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That'd be a home improvement project I'd be up for.
Naw . . . I found a cave out back in the woods.
Oh, and for anyone wondering . . . my ex-wife can be OK sometimes - hell, I fell in love with her once. I just don't think that most church organists are built for the zombie apocalypse, you know what I mean? On the other hand, she may just discover the secret tone on the bass pedals that blows up their heads and saves us all.
I wonder how zombies would react to a Jimmy Buffet song?
Like the part at the end of Mars Attacks? Hell, that'd be rad, I could dig up your old P.A. and a couple of amps and drive her around town, exploding those walkers. :P
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