Paddy Chayefsky nailed it when he penned the screenplay for "Network".
June has really given her old cooter a workout over the years, hasn't she? I doubt if her toe is the only thing gnats are swarming around.
Same here, lol.
I don't think anybody here will stereotype based on where a person us from, Min. I think people are just horrified by the people on this show, regardless of where they're from. There are people like that here in the Great Northwest as well. Some, right on my street. I was also raised with manners (charm school even, yep, lol). So I say hi to them and they to me and we have no problems. When they get drunk and loud I walk over and say, "Would you shut the fuck up, please.". They laugh because we're friendly AND they keep it down. More flies with honey than vinegar sort of thing, regardless of the opinion I've formed of these individuals. And we get along fine. No idea where they're from but someone has to do some pretty horrendous shit to be ostricized around here due to the make up of this street. Probably no one would bat an eye at the Honey BooBoo clan. They'd probably not be invited to too many pool parties with Mama and her gnat-infested forklift toe though.
And you don't have to lie, kitten. In fact as someone who watches the show, you'll probably have all the best dirt to spill about it.
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Lol, you may need several more beers to get that out of your memory.
OK. This has gotten way to far out of hand.
HONEY BOO BOO
Invited to Throw Down
With TNA Wrestling Star
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Oh I know that noone here would sink to that type of stereo-typing but there are a lot of dumb people in this wonderful country of ours and I'm sure there are those that see this crap and think it's a representation of poor southerners when it's not in the least. It's a fine representation of poor white trash, though. In fact, if anybody wanted to study white trash and their way of living..........here's the show for you!
I also attended charm school and still have my "diploma" framed and hanging! My husband laughs at it because I have a mouth like a truck-driver. But I explained that the course didn't cover how to properly cuss so I got screwed in that aspect! As long as I add a please or thank you after it......I'm good!
MinLynn, don't forget to include "bless your heart" after insulting the shit out of someone. It's the southern way!
How did this kid get into pageants?
Money. Plain and simple. You can enter any kid into a pageant (even boys) as long as you have the fee it costs to enter. The pageants don't care and the money you can win comes nowhere CLOSE to covering the cost of entry and the cost of makeup, hair and costumes.
It would be much more entertaining if it was June with the wrestling star. She would put the fear of God in him.
Okay I just figured out who Mamma June reminds me of! She resembles the lady that used to play Mimi on the Drew Carey Show. Without all the makeup--but in her case it would be a drastic improvement!
I think it would be horrific for a normal man, but she seems to have quite an array of baby daddies out there. I don't even want to guess what they are like.
Here is Honey Boo Boo, 25 years in the future
*Warning Adult Content*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFwogaNPKhs
Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils.
Reportedly a number of them have criminal records, including the current one Sugar Bear. I think some of the others are still in prison.
Mama June herself has a criminal record.
I have seen an episode or two. You should have seen the reaction of the woman in the salon who had to give the ladies pedicures; it was obvious that was an experience unlike she had ever had before. If Mama June had reveal her forklift foot then, that woman would have probably passed out from gagging.
I read a tabloid report (so take with a grain of salt) that June didn't raise her oldest kid (whom she had at age 15). Anna (who is also the one who gave birth to the three-thumbed baby) was mostly raised by other relatives. Mama June allegedly enticed Anna to move in and participate in the show with a share of the TLC proceeds.
I think Alana (Honey Boo Boo's real name) might have a chance to make something of herself when she gets older if provided direction. Hopefully she won't end up barefoot and knocked up before she turns 18.
So, who is Boo Boo's father? Is it Sugar Bear? And the sister that calfed, she looks really young, is she even 18 years old?
Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils.
What kinds of crimes did June and these guys commit to have criminal records? I don't think that child has a snowball's chance in hell to be any better than who she was raised with. Is her $20,000 an episode supporting the entire family?
where I used to work...this person had this.....show.....on all the time. I almost threw up.
just gross.
"if you need anything, please don't hesitate to ask someone else first" Kurt Cobain
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I'm thinking more along the lines of Frankenberry.
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Haha. Are you suggesting their family tree looks more like a wreath?
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The family tree has no branches. It's just a straight-up stump.
I think I read that it's a mixture of RedBull and Mountain Dew and that it's the equalvalent of 2 cups of coffee? Maybe even more?
Don't worry. It's never too late. If you start drinking Mountain Dew continuously and using mayonnaise in place of your toothpaste, you can look like that in no time.Hold on a second, this child's mother is 33? She's my age and looks like that?
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ID channel is way cool. This morning I watched Killer Kids and I relived that horrible summer of 85 when a gay man was beaten to death in Toronto.
I also notice that there is now very little Arts or Entertainment on A & E. It is another deluge of the same dumb shit "reality" shows. If this is what is entertaining the masses we are DOOMED!