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    Quote Originally Posted by cash View Post
    Time for a Darwin Award: Crocodile bites man's arm after he puts hand down its throat in front of horrified live audience in Thailand



    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-...after-13002448

    I'm getting "403 Forbidden" on the link.
    Sincerely yours,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Upset View Post
    I'm getting "403 Forbidden" on the link.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cindyt View Post

    thank you

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    Quote Originally Posted by cindyt View Post
    Thanks!
    Sincerely yours,
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    You're welcome, Cash and Upset.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cash View Post
    Connecticut college student dies after choking at pancake eating contest

    http://www.fox5ny.com/news/246003354-story
    there is a lawsuit

    https://nypost.com/2018/10/29/family...ating-contest/
    Last edited by cash; 10-30-2018 at 12:17 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cash View Post
    Not enough syrup?
    Butter, maybe?
    A faulty hypothesis forming:
    A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.

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    Should have had a Pancake Supper, instead of that candlelight crap.
    Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.

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    She was beautiful. "Competitive eating" is a weird concept to me.
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    Man smeared peanut butter on genitals before bulldog gnawed them off

    https://torontosun.com/news/weird/ma...c-4db45d27110c

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    Quote Originally Posted by cindyt View Post
    Why?
    Make 'em taste better, and it's funny to watch them lick it from the roof of their mouth.
    Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    Make 'em taste better, and it's funny to watch them lick it from the roof of their mouth.
    I really just don't what to say about this.
    A faulty hypothesis forming:
    A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.

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    Mother-of-three is forced to call in the fire brigade after almost gassing herself to death while trying to unblock a toilet

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ck-toilet.html

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    Good to know it didn't interfere with the chemicals in her face. And it's always nice to celebrate still being alive with champagne. LOL.
    To really know people is to be able to read between the lines on their faces.

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    My mother was a cleaning nut. Using just one cleaner didn't do it for her. So she combined bleach and ajax, which created a chemical cloud over the commode seat. I flushed it and the cloud disappeared. Mama deserves at least an honorable mention for that here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cash View Post
    Mother-of-three is forced to call in the fire brigade after almost gassing herself to death while trying to unblock a toilet

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ck-toilet.html
    A very dumb thing to do but at least she learned her lesson.

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    Girl, 15, is killed and 'cut into pieces' as she takes a selfie in front of oncoming freight train in Russia

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ght-train.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by cash View Post
    Girl, 15, is killed and 'cut into pieces' as she takes a selfie in front of oncoming freight train in Russia


    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ght-train.html
    Two things:

    1) She probably thought the guy would swerve at the last second and go around her.
    2) It was a selfie - there simply has to be at least one great picture of the chlorine hitting the gene pool.
    A faulty hypothesis forming:
    A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimC View Post
    Two things:

    1) She probably thought the guy would swerve at the last second and go around her.
    2) It was a selfie - there simply has to be at least one great picture of the chlorine hitting the gene pool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimC View Post
    Two things:

    1) She probably thought the guy would swerve at the last second and go around her.
    2) It was a selfie - there simply has to be at least one great picture of the chlorine hitting the gene pool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cash View Post
    Girl, 15, is killed and 'cut into pieces' as she takes a selfie in front of oncoming freight train in Russia

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ght-train.html
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    Beautiful, she said in her most facetious font.
    .

    "Men with two wives don't have opinions. They just smile and nod a lot." Abe Vigoda

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    Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    I don't understand what could've gone wrong.
    Those Duke boys used to do it in the General Lee all the time - I guess maybe these two guys never watched the show to see how it should be done.

    On second thought, I think I know what went wrong:
    I bet they forgot to flap their arms while they were airborne.

    A moment of careless forgetfulness that turned an everyday, routine, jumping-your-car-over-a-drawbridge commute into a needlessly fatal accident.
    Everybody knows you've got to flap your arms.

    Damn - I don't normally get amused when people get killed, but these guys were beyond crackhead stupid.
    A faulty hypothesis forming:
    A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.

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    It was too funny not to share. The World didn't need for them to pass on their Genetic Idiocy. Their Toxicology Report would be interesting to see.
    Stay in Drugs. Eat your School. Don't do Vegetables.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    It was too funny not to share. The World didn't need for them to pass on their Genetic Idiocy. Their Toxicology Report would be interesting to see.
    Yeah.
    I tend to think sober but stupid more worrisome than temporarily impaired.
    A faulty hypothesis forming:
    A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.

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    Just wanted to point out that at this time, the Mt. Everest climber deaths thread is *just* upstairs from this Darwin Awards thread. No offense to all climbers, or even to the ones who died while backed up in...climber traffic?...but it’s an interesting juxtaposition
    "We've had threads about guys fucking picnic tables, animals and dead bodies. Third boob ain't going to stop a damn thing." - cleanskull

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    Climbing above breathable oxygen levels for selfies and bragging rights seems to be all the rage.
    Maybe there should be turnstiles and occupancy limits.

    Imagine if Disney didn't make your form a queue for Splash Mountain - it'd be nuts, I say.
    A faulty hypothesis forming:
    A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.

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