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  1. #201
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    Quote Originally Posted by cash View Post
    Time for a Darwin Award: Crocodile bites man's arm after he puts hand down its throat in front of horrified live audience in Thailand



    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-...after-13002448

    I'm getting "403 Forbidden" on the link.
    Sincerely yours,
    Upset

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    Quote Originally Posted by Upset View Post
    I'm getting "403 Forbidden" on the link.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cindyt View Post

    thank you

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    Quote Originally Posted by cindyt View Post
    Thanks!
    Sincerely yours,
    Upset

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    You're welcome, Cash and Upset.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cash View Post
    Connecticut college student dies after choking at pancake eating contest

    http://www.fox5ny.com/news/246003354-story
    there is a lawsuit

    https://nypost.com/2018/10/29/family...ating-contest/
    Last edited by cash; 10-30-2018 at 01:17 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cash View Post
    Not enough syrup?
    Butter, maybe?
    A faulty hypothesis forming:
    A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.

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    Should have had a Pancake Supper, instead of that candlelight crap.
    Some days, you get the Bear, other days the Bear gets you.

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    She was beautiful. "Competitive eating" is a weird concept to me.
    Sincerely yours,
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    Man smeared peanut butter on genitals before bulldog gnawed them off

    https://torontosun.com/news/weird/ma...c-4db45d27110c

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    Quote Originally Posted by cindyt View Post
    Why?
    Make 'em taste better, and it's funny to watch them lick it from the roof of their mouth.
    Some days, you get the Bear, other days the Bear gets you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    Make 'em taste better, and it's funny to watch them lick it from the roof of their mouth.
    I really just don't what to say about this.
    A faulty hypothesis forming:
    A German scientist using Iranian physics and French mathematics.

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    Mother-of-three is forced to call in the fire brigade after almost gassing herself to death while trying to unblock a toilet

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ck-toilet.html

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    Good to know it didn't interfere with the chemicals in her face. And it's always nice to celebrate still being alive with champagne. LOL.
    To really know people is to be able to read between the lines on their faces.

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    My mother was a cleaning nut. Using just one cleaner didn't do it for her. So she combined bleach and ajax, which created a chemical cloud over the commode seat. I flushed it and the cloud disappeared. Mama deserves at least an honorable mention for that here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cash View Post
    Mother-of-three is forced to call in the fire brigade after almost gassing herself to death while trying to unblock a toilet

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ck-toilet.html
    A very dumb thing to do but at least she learned her lesson.

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