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Thread: Mike "The Situation' Sorrentino In Rehab

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    Mike "The Situation' Sorrentino In Rehab

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    OH BULLSHIT this jackass knows he will have no GD career after this show look how eff'n stupid he acted this season what a joke he was NEITHER out of his mind nor drunk this entire season I called this weeks ago......old Micky boy here I guess thinks being a recovering addict will get u further than GTL clothing line what douchebag
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    Ugh, he's disgusting. How any woman would sleep with him is beyond me. He is unattractive, his skin looks like cracked leather, and he's a huge douchebag. What do women see in him? Barf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidChrissy View Post
    Ugh, he's disgusting. How any woman would sleep with him is beyond me. He is unattractive, his skin looks like cracked leather, and he's a huge douchebag. What do women see in him? Barf.
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    I wish the whole bunch of them would disappear!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidChrissy View Post
    Ugh, he's disgusting. How any woman would sleep with him is beyond me. He is unattractive, his skin looks like cracked leather, and he's a huge douchebag. What do women see in him? Barf.
    not a DTF girl I take it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidChrissy View Post
    What do women see in him? Barf.

    It's that simple.

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    They are pretty trashy people. I find it amusing when they call a beautiful girl a grenade when she won't have anything to do with them. The only thing I have a lower opinion of are the girls that sleep with these douchebags. The girls sleep around and look like D list porn girls but call other women unclassy sluts. The guys are ugly but seem to think they are god's gift. I think the situation is actually lying about his age. J Wow has destroyed her face with bad plastic surgery. When the show started, I think they saw it as a good opportunity for fun, money, attention but now the show is pretty much eating them. They don't have much to offer to stay in the press so heck what's left to do?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacksmum View Post
    I wish the whole bunch of them would disappear!
    ^^
    I second this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason View Post
    not a DTF girl I take it?
    haha Definitely not DTF. If that makes me a grenade, so be it.

    There was a girl who slept with him and they showed the roommates all making fun of her. He decided to make himself a sandwich before they did the deed while she waited in the smush room. She got all embarrassed and went to magazines to tell her side of the story and how he has a small penis. What the hell did she expect? Rose petals and candles?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidChrissy View Post
    haha Definitely not DTF. If that makes me a grenade, so be it.

    There was a girl who slept with him and they showed the roommates all making fun of her. He decided to make himself a sandwich before they did the deed while she waited in the smush room. She got all embarrassed and went to magazines to tell her side of the story and how he has a small penis. What the hell did she expect? Rose petals and candles?
    BLECH. He's just GROSS all the way around. Girl must have been DESPERATE for her 15 minutes, even though I'm sure he didn't last for 15 seconds. What a ZERO....he doesn't even qualify as a "one minute wonder". LOL!!!


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    What is he recovering from? His situation?



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    Prescription pill addiction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidChrissy View Post
    haha Definitely not DTF. If that makes me a grenade, so be it.

    There was a girl who slept with him and they showed the roommates all making fun of her. He decided to make himself a sandwich before they did the deed while she waited in the smush room. She got all embarrassed and went to magazines to tell her side of the story and how he has a small penis. What the hell did she expect? Rose petals and candles?
    it wouldn't make you a grenade, probably just a prude. Most of the girls they bring home aren't so hot, guess they get desperate at times.


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    my dream reality show would be to take the folks of Jersey Shore and move them into one of those 'Coto da what the hell' House on the Real Women of Orange County.

    Vicky, Slade, The Situation, Snooky, Tamra, et al. Now that would be fun.
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    If THIS was real, the JS cast wouldn't last 5 seconds under this guys watch.


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    Quote Originally Posted by johnny View Post
    my dream reality show would be to take the folks of Jersey Shore and move them into one of those 'Coto da what the hell' House on the Real Women of Orange County.

    Vicky, Slade, The Situation, Snooky, Tamra, et al. Now that would be fun.
    I say stick them in a house with Flavor Flav's group and watch the fun.

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    Let me start by saying, counseling and therapy are legitimate tools to help some people control their demons. But I also have no doubt, that for increasing numbers of celebrities in trouble, rehab is being used as damage control. If sincere, which I doubt, seeking help is a good thing because the dude is obviously carrying some serious, psychological baggage....It's a ploy, shifting blame for idiotic, damaging behavior from the wrong doer to the make-believe mental disease. in the end it boils down to this: ..He is a self-centered, spoiled, pampered, public figure who side-steps reality or any form of real accountability.
    Don't buy it. folks

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    What is he recovering from?
    Not brain damage......i think we can be certain about that one.
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    I don't understand something.....maybe I'm being old fashioned or something. Why do they all have silly names? I can't take anyone who calls themselves The Situation or JWoww seriously. Why can't they use their actual names? Everyone knows who they are anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidChrissy View Post
    Ugh, he's disgusting. How any woman would sleep with him is beyond me. He is unattractive, his skin looks like cracked leather, and he's a huge douchebag. What do women see in him? Barf.
    I totally agree, I don't get it either. The only situation going on there is a bad one!

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    So this jagoff just got sentenced to 8 months in prison.

    In other news, he's still alive.

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