Pony, the Orangutan Hooker

[beatlebaby4]

I've seen everything now.
My stomach is sick.

[Screwtape]

Do you want me to rub it for you

[beatlebaby4]

You bad boy. At least I'm in better shape than the ape....I don't have to shave my body and those nasty infected pimples...well let's stop there

[neilmpenny]

You bad boy. At least I'm in better shape than the ape....I don't have to shave my body and those nasty infected pimples...well let's stop there

I suggest dettol for those infected pimples mate.

[beatlebaby4]

Thanks Neil

[Nerak]

holy hell....sick.

[SenorMuerto]

Truly one of THE MAJOR "WTF???" stories of all time.

Thank God Pony has been rescued.

However, I cannot get the theme song from Magilla Gorilla out of my head.

("We got a gorilla for sale...")

[Curl_up_N_dye]

Dear god....poor Pony was a prostitute for HUMANS?? When I saw the title of this thread I LOL'd because I thought someone was prostituting her out to other Orangutans....but sadly that is not the case!

Someone needs to suffer for this fuckery.

[pvezz]

Ugh. Apparently, I missed this thread at the first go-round. Wish I would've missed it again....

[findadeathaddict]

Never ventured onto this thread............until now

I am not sure what to say

[RubySlippers]

WHAT

THE

FUCK.

what kind of HELL....i am so so so SICK right now.

[findadeathaddict]

bump, wonder how Pony is doing

[I♥TinyTim]

Poor thing. That is just wrong in so many ways.

I agree. Plus, it's sickening.

[neilmpenny]

bump, wonder how Pony is doing

Pony made 30 dollars and a hand of bananas last week. She is finally over that bad case of the clap too, so her client roster threw her a party to celebrate.

[findadeathaddict]

Pony made 30 dollars and a hand of bananas last week. She is finally over that bad case of the clap too, so her client roster threw her a party to celebrate.

Thank you kind sir Neil for the most informative update on Miss Pony

[wildcatgrrl]

When hubs and I saw this story, we thought of the Ron White joke about riding the donkey or the lift to the mountaintop...You can ride the orangutan or you can ride the human, it is the same price.

In all seriousness, poor Pony. I hope she's doing well.

[Curl_up_N_dye]

Pony made 30 dollars and a hand of bananas last week. She is finally over that bad case of the clap too, so her client roster threw her a party to celebrate.

You couldn't have even coughed up an even 50?

[Auntie Vi]

Just when you think you've heard it all......

[neilmpenny]

You couldn't have even coughed up an even 50?

I was late for the orgy with the Llama. Pocket change had to suffice.

[ichabodius]

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[neilmpenny]

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Steganography?

[knothere]

ok they xed a big line so y just an arangatang y not a cocksukin giraff

[neilmpenny]

ok they xed a big line so y just an arangatang y not a cocksukin giraff

Too much throat to fill would be my guess.

[Nessa]

OMFG how did I miss this the first time?

[*sarah*]

Ewwww.

[jaylene]

This is so sad but I have to admit the title of this
thread makes me giggle.

[Kugmu]

HERE is a good new link to the story.
I'm sorry, It makes me smile...

[Heavenly Tiger]

That is incredibly despicable and sad.

[JefeStone]

"It took us over a year to rescue her, because every time we went in with forest police and local officers we would be overpowered by the villagers, who simply would not give her up. They would threaten us with guns and knives with poison on them. In the end it took 35 policemen armed with AK-47s and other weaponry going in there and demanding that they hand over Pony. It was filmed by a local television crew and in the background of the film when we are unchaining Pony you can hear the madam crying hysterically, screaming, â??They are taking my baby, you canâ??t do this!â?� There is no law enforcement in Indonesia so these people didnâ??t face any sentence or anything for what they had done.

Read the rest at Vice Magazine: CONCLUSIVE PROOF - That There Is No God and Humans Are Essentially Evil - Vice Magazine

[Djen]

Poor thing! I hope apes can't catch STDs from people, she's gotta be a mess if they can, in addition to everything else that they've done to her.

[DonnaMc]

That's terrible. They must be short on women over there.

[neilmpenny]

Read the rest at Vice Magazine: CONCLUSIVE PROOF - That There Is No God and Humans Are Essentially Evil - Vice Magazine

Conclusive proof for me would be an actual vid of Pony fucking.

That's terrible. They must be short on women over there.

By women you mean anything that is female and walks upright (sometimes) on two legs right?

[JefeStone]

I just found it funny that it took a armed militia to rescue Pony from the villagers. She must have been a helluva lay.

[Seagorath]

The human race is fucked.

[ichabodius]

[cindyt]

Sick.

[JimC]

I'm not watching that.

I might be a Hag; but I'm not watching that, not even if they promise that it involves animal prostitution with dead people.

And now I'm getting a mental image of orangutan hookers standing on street corners in Vegas while their chimps - I mean pimps - employ gorilla enforcers to keep them in line. You've got to figure that a lot of those orangutans escaped from zoos and made their way to Vegas with dreams of getting into legit jobs like hooking up with all those free lance organ grinders that you see all over Vegas. Some of those apes maybe heard that Barnum and Bailey were paying good money for honest orangutans; only to make their way out there and get wrapped up in the seedy world of sex with humans (well, sort of human) for mere peanuts; and the occasional banana or some other piece of fruit.

Yeah; I'm not watching that.

[Seagorath]

You all would fuck her if you knew nobody would find out. Even you gays want her hairy ass. Haha.

[JimC]

You all would fuck her if you knew nobody would find out. Even you gays want her hairy ass. Haha.

Damn - I only thought I was sick.

Anyway; I wouldn't - orangutans just don't do it for me. Never once have I seen an orangutan and thought, "I gotta get me some of that!".

Not even once.

I'm more of a macaque kind of guy...

[PiggyTx]

I. just. cant.