Saw this clip on The Soup and all my husband could eek out after watching it was " who is that fucked up chick?" I( tired to explain but he was too disgusted to listen. LOL
Saw this clip on The Soup and all my husband could eek out after watching it was " who is that fucked up chick?" I( tired to explain but he was too disgusted to listen. LOL
Yeah my DH thought it was some kind of parody comedy skit.
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That cat video is beyond disturbing. I feel like I have to dump my hard drive and keep an eye out for the police now.
Bwahahahaha!
"News Flash! Fad regular caught with objectionable material on computer. Fellow posters deny having known the accused"
How much longer can these two stay together? I figure he'll either wake up one day just completely unable to handle her stupid crap any more, or she'll grow up the little bit more that she needs to in order to realize what a messed up situation she's in.
Of course, if her mom and dad don't see it, maybe she'll never mature to that point either?
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He seems to enjoy her stupid crap, dirty old man-style. Don't make me whip out that Santa pic again. People will start poking their eyes out, there'll be anarchy in the streets and I haven't bought any eye bleach stock yet (we really need to get down to the Death Hag factory and make some miniature bottles that say eye bleach on 'em for people to keep next to their computers. Get Scott to sell them on the main site. We'd make a fortune.). Contrary to Dougney's opinion, not everyone wants to see The Crotch that Ate Santa repeatedly.
PS. No idea what you're talking about, pwem. None whatsoever. *Walks off whistling.
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LMFAO. i mean it...LMFAOOriginally Posted by SomeChick
Hahahaha!Smartass.
Ho.Ly. Shiiiiiiiiiit. Just .wow. She turns 18 in August, what's she going to do then? Veggie porn?
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That's mah name. Don't wear it outHahahaha!
I see something more along the line of Friskies porn 2 Girls, 1 Cup-style. Only with her it'll more likely be 1 Girl, 1 Can of Friskies and 1 Stripper Heel.
And what day of the month is her actual birthday? Remember we were all discuusing not too long ago whether we should do something to commemorate what will no doubt be the event of the season.
Senior Death Hag
Her birthday is the 29th of August. Stay tuned for what she does for Doug's birthday today though.
Renowned Death Hag
Ugh.. her birthday is the same as my son and my sister, and Michael Jackson.
Performing my signature monkey hump move since 10/16/2007...
RIP Dad- 11/14/1947 to 12/16/2013
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Uh oh. This will not be good.
Renowned Death Hag
All I have to say to that is..
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What was she thinking? Her purse and boots don't match!
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And why does it look like she has three boobs there? Four if you count Doug.
Target didn't have any black purses on sale.
She'll be 18, right? What was it RaRa said about that being when the naked hits the fan?
I've seen more of her than I want to see, I definitely don't want to see the bits that are left.
Renowned Death Hag
She's already shown way more than needed to under 18. I don't even want to imagine what will happen once she becomes 18.She'll be 18, right? What was it RaRa said about that being when the naked hits the fan?
I've seen more of her than I want to see, I definitely don't want to see the bits that are left.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Didn't know that was a thing...
It will be an explosion of skin and privates.
or chicken cutlets and arm bracelets
We are having a horrible rainy season so far and her turning tri....I mean, of age gives me something to look forward to.
I knew I hadn't had my daily vomit yet.
I have now!
Renowned Death Hag
As they say on OhNoTheyDidn't - This bitch http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/69818805.html
For her latest attention-seeking stunt, Courtney Stodden attempts to channel screen legend Marilyn Monroe - but she winds up looking more like a modern-day Angelyne for the YouTube age.
The teenage bride of 52-year-old actor Doug Hutchison has already pretended to be Hello Kitty, the Easter bunny, Bo Derek, a Baywatch babe, and a mermaid in self-released photo shoots and videos, even squeezing her cleavage into a Union Jack tank for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.
For her latest role-playing 'fetish film,' the eccentric wannabe, 17, pins up her long platinum blonde locks and blows kiss after kiss desperately trying to be as sultry as the Some Like It Hot star while tinkling piano is heard in the background.
Read more at ONTD: http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com...#ixzz1yG2D8L3w
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One wishes that Princess Margaret was still around to comment on that!!
I think I'm gonna faint. I saw Courtney with a book in her hand.
Renowned Death Hag
What was it? Everybody Poops?
omgomgomglmfaooooo
Renowned Death Hag
BAH! You think she makes those faces ? I wouldn't be surprised to see her next photo shoot of her on the toilet. I can see it now - she's wearing those horrid shoes with her toes crawling over the edge while holding a copy of 50 Shades of Grey upside down.
Oh great THAT's an image I need! I'm actually starting to wish someone would give them their own show so that they don't keep popping up randomly in the press. Least we can choose not to watch the show.
Though you know we will
Renowned Death Hag
Am I the only one morbidly curious to see even two minutes should something like this exist?
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Didn't know that was a thing...
Renowned Death Hag
We are not amused....
Performing my signature monkey hump move since 10/16/2007...
RIP Dad- 11/14/1947 to 12/16/2013
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Nope. We all post in this thread for a reason. Own it, people!Am I the only one morbidly curious to see even two minutes should something like this exist?
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She's still making that awful lip-scrunchie face, though. And she puts her hooker shoes on the couch. Bad breeding...
Does Emily Post have a chapter on clear heels and the proper etiquette for cutlet slippage?
I come back after 3 days away and this is at the top of the charts. Doesn't get any sweeter than that!
Renowned Death Hag
Courtney's shoes have multiple possibilities.
Some people just need a high five.... in the face.... with a chair...
LOL!!!
Renowned Death Hag
Yeah! Everybody knows you're supposed to put your stripper heels on a coffee table!
or the roof of the car..
Renowned Death Hag
You.are.bad! lol
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...band-Doug.html
Oh God she's gone for Wimbledon and Athena in this one. Truly nothing is sacred. Kylie Minogue did a parody of this once and even she, goddess that she is, didn't get away with it
Looks like she smeared sun block on her lips.
This thread is still going cooking, huh? It will never die!
Yep, the old Courtney thread is still cooking. Smells like fish, tastes like chicken!
spraying iced tea out my nose...
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BaZing!
Oh and sings like shit!
I find that especially ironic as she's always sticking her ass in mommy's camera.
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Renowned Death Hag
Marry me.
Mammy
Courtney was born stoopid and has been losing ground ever since.
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