The Burger King King will be in a serious fire, thereby melting his scary ass.
OJ Simpson will be shanked in the prison bathroom.
Phil Spector will have a heart attack while being loved tenderly by Bubba.
Amy Winehouse will confuse crack with hardened cookie dough. The sugar and fat will get into her system and cause her to gain 2 pounds. Her body will freak and explode.
Paris Hilton will die when the car that she's blowing the chrome off the exhaust pulls away, thereby dragging her 7 miles down Sunset Blvd.
And a completely different note, Heath Ledger will come out and hiding and continue his role as Joker in Dark Knight 3.
For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 8:38-39