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    motherogod Guest

    How They'll Die Pool

    I searched, but merge me if necessary. With Michael Jackson's sudden and shocking (to me) death, it got me thinking. I would have LOVED to have been the person who posted that I thought he'd die around age 50 from drugs... but I never saw it coming. After they're gone it's so easy to say, "yeah, I always thought he'd go that way."

    Anyone care to post how they think different celebs will die? If you're super confident, but an "end date" on there as well. Perhaps someday you can quote yourself in a busy thread about how you saw it coming! Hooray!

    Umm, Right now I'll call Patrick Swayze dying from cancer. Easy, I know but I'm kind of thinking he's made it this far, I hope he gets a couple more years at least.

    I can see Lindsey Lohan dying in a car accident, drugs involved somehow.

    That's all I got.

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    Damn and what about Harry Morgan from M*A*S*H fame. He is in his mid 90's. And Walter Cronkite!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny62 View Post
    Damn and what about Harry Morgan from M*A*S*H fame. He is in his mid 90's. And Walter Cronkite!!
    Dont forget Conrad Bain.
    I suspect Walter Cronkite will be dead in the next few days.
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    TallulahDahling Guest
    Rush Limbaugh--found dead at a truck stop, stabbed by a tranny hooker who resembles Nancy Reagan and they find his trunk filled with kiddie porn and oxycontin. Ummmm--sometime around Christmas. That sounds about right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TallulahDahling View Post
    Rush Limbaugh--found dead at a truck stop, stabbed by a tranny hooker who resembles Nancy Reagan and they find his trunk filled with kiddie porn and oxycontin. Ummmm--sometime around Christmas. That sounds about right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TallulahDahling View Post
    Rush Limbaugh--found dead at a truck stop, stabbed by a tranny hooker who resembles Nancy Reagan and they find his trunk filled with kiddie porn and oxycontin. Ummmm--sometime around Christmas. That sounds about right.
    You forgot the Jeff Stryker dildo embedded to the hilt in his feces encrusted asshole nearly hidden by flabby doughy buttcheeks scarred from repeated lashings of a cat-o'nine tail.
    A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.

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    pvezz Guest
    Wait a minute! We had a poll and I had Ricardo Montoblan! I was kicking ass!

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    Cataroo Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by ichabodius View Post
    You forgot the Jeff Stryker dildo embedded to the hilt in his feces encrusted asshole nearly hidden by flabby doughy buttcheeks scarred from repeated lashings of a cat-o'nine tail.


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    TallulahDahling Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by ichabodius View Post
    You forgot the Jeff Stryker dildo embedded to the hilt in his feces encrusted asshole nearly hidden by flabby doughy buttcheeks scarred from repeated lashings of a cat-o'nine tail.

    Well if you think Stryker's meat would even make it past the huge cheeks to the sphincter you're a better man than I, dahling!
    But I do like the lashings....yes, very nice touch. Let's go with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TallulahDahling View Post
    Well if you think Stryker's meat would even make it past the huge cheeks to the sphincter you're a better man than I, dahling!
    But I do like the lashings....yes, very nice touch. Let's go with that.
    True. The jaws of life might need to be used to separate the large masses of cheek.
    A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.

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    TallulahDahling Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by ichabodius View Post
    True. The jaws of life might need to be used to separate the large masses of cheek.
    Christ on a cracker--what a visual!! Sorry I brought it up.

    Do you think Christmas is too soon or should I extend the prediction to Mardi Gras?

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    Karl Malden will die when his nose suddenly explodes

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    Christopher Lee will get a stake through the heart.

    Paris Hilton will die soon and painfully (hopefully)

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    Karl Malden will die when his nose suddenly explodes
    I hope someone takes pics when it happens!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northern Lights View Post
    I hope someone takes pics when it happens!
    I shall be hiding behind a giant handkerchief!!

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    Northern Lights Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Vlad View Post
    I shall be hiding behind a giant handkerchief!!

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    Victoria Beckham will fall down one of the holes in a drain cover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slw View Post
    Victoria Beckham will fall down one of the holes in a drain cover.
    We can only hope!

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    ajlposh Guest
    I bet that Obama will get assassinated. Well okay, maybe not, but someone's sure gonna try.

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    pattykad Guest
    Will Rush be in that black silk shirt with the top buttons open?

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    Roaming Tigress Guest
    Michael Vick -- something painful, I hope! Some idiot decided it'd be a great thing to hire such an unstable man to be a construction worker, so . . . Maybe he'll be hit by a bulldozer?

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    Princess Kim Guest
    Amy Winehouse: Drugs.
    Cybill Shepherd: Car accident.
    Joaquin Phoenix: Something substance-related.

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    Lotusflower Guest
    I have to agree with Princess Kim.

    Amy Winehouse is living on borrowed time, and then there's Pete Doherty. Both are substance abusers, and it doesn't look good at the moment.

    I have a feeling someone is going to try and off Perez Hilton if he doesn't shut that mouth of his.

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    I can see Dick Clark kicking the bucket soon of Heart failure.

    Liz taylor will die also sometime this year , not sure of what tho

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    Lindsey Lohan - Overdose and/or car accident
    Elizabeth Taylor - Overdose
    Perez Hilton - Someone will probably beat the crap out of him
    Amy Winehouse - Overdose or some combo of that and hepatitis

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    Quote Originally Posted by TallulahDahling View Post
    Rush Limbaugh--found dead at a truck stop, stabbed by a tranny hooker who resembles Nancy Reagan and they find his trunk filled with kiddie porn and oxycontin. Ummmm--sometime around Christmas. That sounds about right.

    Tallulah for your lips to god's ears! You crack me up

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    burgtwngrl Guest
    My prediction is Jeff Conaway is going to die before the end of the year due to Drug Use.

    I'm a big fan of Amy Winehouse I think she's gonna last awhile and become part of the 27 club.

    I also think someone is going to try and take out president obama but I do think he will survive it.

    It's weird but I had a Premonition that Ryan O'Neal is going to either try to or succeed at Comminting Suicide.

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    burgtwngrl Guest
    Looking at Lindsey Lohan I think she's a candidate too.

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    Pete Doherty was playing at Glastonbury this weekend, he looked better than usual and his singing was't bad.
    The Olsen twins, both of them, maybe revolving door accident.

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    David Hasselhof, it will be a freak accident involving too tight Speedo's and circulation problems

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    Amy Winehouse- Her body is just going to give out, whether from the drugs or from her early emphysema.

    Lindsey Lohan- Pick something there are too many to list.

    Liz Taylor- I think the stress of losing MJ is going to just end her.
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    Perez Hilton will come back to Canada, start another weenie whiny bar fight, and some Canuck will step in and finish the job properly.

    Stephen Colbert will trip and fatally injure himself during that awesomely annoying part of his show where he runs over to meet the guest.

    Celeste Holm will be taken in a fit of nostalgia and accidently fall down the stairs while reliving her song and dance number from High Society, thinking the banister is Frank Sinatra.



    Seriously though, Holm, DeHavilland, all them, old age related. I actually think the next overdose will be an older actor, not Lilo and company. I see another celebrity murder on the horizon.... Don't know who, but unfortunately we're about due...

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    John carpenter Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by J's mum View Post
    David Hasselhof, it will be a freak accident involving too tight Speedo's and circulation problems
    LOL..or choking on a burger after too many alcoholic drinks.

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    lolly89 Guest
    Patrick Swayze - Cancer

    .... am not very good at these things

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    Mrs. Watson Guest
    I think LaLohan is in at least the top ten. And I agree, it will be something stupidly self-destructive, car accident, alcohol poisoning, overdose. Looking at her recent pictures it's blatant that she is not a healthy stable unit.

    I think MJ's death will hasten Liz's.

    And I hate to say it, because I love him, but Dominick Dunne. He is looking terribly frail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by radiojane View Post
    Perez Hilton will come back to Canada, start another weenie whiny bar fight, and some Canuck will step in and finish the job properly.

    Stephen Colbert will trip and fatally injure himself during that awesomely annoying part of his show where he runs over to meet the guest.

    Celeste Holm will be taken in a fit of nostalgia and accidently fall down the stairs while reliving her song and dance number from High Society, thinking the banister is Frank Sinatra.



    Seriously though, Holm, DeHavilland, all them, old age related. I actually think the next overdose will be an older actor, not Lilo and company. I see another celebrity murder on the horizon.... Don't know who, but unfortunately we're about due...
    Celebrity murder is going to be Eddie Murphy.
    Hate to say I also Have Dustin Hoffman heart attack picked.

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    The Burger King King will be in a serious fire, thereby melting his scary ass.

    OJ Simpson will be shanked in the prison bathroom.

    Phil Spector will have a heart attack while being loved tenderly by Bubba.

    Amy Winehouse will confuse crack with hardened cookie dough. The sugar and fat will get into her system and cause her to gain 2 pounds. Her body will freak and explode.

    Paris Hilton will die when the car that she's blowing the chrome off the exhaust pulls away, thereby dragging her 7 miles down Sunset Blvd.

    And a completely different note, Heath Ledger will come out and hiding and continue his role as Joker in Dark Knight 3.
    For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 8:38-39

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    Quote Originally Posted by SheBoss View Post
    The Burger King King will be in a serious fire, thereby melting his scary ass.

    OJ Simpson will be shanked in the prison bathroom.

    Phil Spector will have a heart attack while being loved tenderly by Bubba.

    Amy Winehouse will confuse crack with hardened cookie dough. The sugar and fat will get into her system and cause her to gain 2 pounds. Her body will freak and explode.

    Paris Hilton will die when the car that she's blowing the chrome off the exhaust pulls away, thereby dragging her 7 miles down Sunset Blvd.

    And a completely different note, Heath Ledger will come out and hiding and continue his role as Joker in Dark Knight 3.
    OMG That part about Phil Spector just made me laugh, too much tender love for his heart and ass to take lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by sfcitygirl View Post
    Lindsey Lohan - Overdose and/or car accident
    Elizabeth Taylor - Overdose
    Perez Hilton - Someone will probably beat the crap out of him
    Amy Winehouse - Overdose or some combo of that and hepatitis
    Elizabeth Taylor has been sober for years (including pills/drugs). If she dies of anything, it will be a broken heart because MJ is gone, like everyone else said.

    Quote Originally Posted by Princess Kim
    Joaquin Phoenix: Something substance-related.
    Oh Lord Jesus, I hope not.

    Quote Originally Posted by radiojane
    Stephen Colbert will trip and fatally injure himself during that awesomely annoying part of his show where he runs over to meet the guest.
    LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by SheBoss View Post
    And a completely different note, Heath Ledger will come out and hiding and continue his role as Joker in Dark Knight 3.
    I predict Zombie Heath.

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    I didn't even think of Phil Spector. He's just odd enough to piss off the wrong guy and be beaten to death. Too bad he won't have one of his wigs to cusion his skull from the blows.

    It's been a long time since we lost anyone in a plane crash, celebrity wise. Probably needs to be a musician.

    Olsen twins... one from anorexia, the other falling off her platform shoes, crushing her skull on the pavement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tallulahdahling View Post
    rush limbaugh--found dead at a truck stop, stabbed by a tranny hooker who resembles nancy reagan and they find his trunk filled with kiddie porn and oxycontin. Ummmm--sometime around christmas. That sounds about right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. Watson View Post
    And I hate to say it, because I love him, but Dominick Dunne. He is looking terribly frail.
    I love him, too....but he's looking old and frail these days, poor man.

    I don't have a specific person in mind, but I think we're going to see another younger person, who nobody expected, die fairly soon. For some reason, I'm thinking someone who is a teen magnet. Not from overdose, but something completely preventable and heartbreaking.

    La Liz is going to die of a broken heart. She's lost too many people she loved, and MJ will just be the last straw.

    Unless Phil Spector is in ad seg/SHU/whatever they're calling solitary confinement these days, someone is going to make a name for himself by being the Guy Who Shanked Phil Spector. Ditto for OJ Simpson.

    I think that everyone who is saying we're due a heinous celebrity murder is right, it's been quite a while, so you know someone is going to come up with the idea to get famous by killing someone famous.

    Hmmm.....as for anyone else, I'd have to take longer to think on it than just the time it takes to post this, lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by John carpenter View Post
    LOL..or choking on a burger after too many alcoholic drinks.
    and can he be wearing his tight red speedo's baywatch style at the time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by motherogod View Post
    I didn't even think of Phil Spector. He's just odd enough to piss off the wrong guy and be beaten to death. Too bad he won't have one of his wigs to cusion his skull from the blows.

    It's been a long time since we lost anyone in a plane crash, celebrity wise. Probably needs to be a musician.

    Olsen twins... one from anorexia, the other falling off her platform shoes, crushing her skull on the pavement.
    LOL, this reminds me of when George Costanza asks Keith Hernandez:

    GEORGE: You know Keith, what I've always wondered, with all these ball clubs flying around all season don't you think there would be a plane crash? ...
    KEITH: (to Jerry) Do you perform anywhere in new York right now?
    JERRY: I'm performing in this club on the east Side. You should come in.
    GEORGE: But if you think about it...26 teams, 162 games a season, you'd think eventually an entire team would get wiped out.
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    Mrs. Watson Guest
    How about another big rapper getting shot and killed? Been a while for one of those, as well.

    I can completely see Eddie Murphy coming unhinged. He's always seemed a bit unstable, surrounded by lots of drama. Didn't he and his wife have 5 or 6 kids before they divorced and he always had a reputation as a big player?

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    MbalmR Guest
    I predict another pro wrestler. They seem to go unfortunately early.

    I also predict that Brett Favre will be shanked during a game between the Packers and the Vikings, come fall--probably by the water boy, or an enraged Packer fan.

    Aren't we due for another member of the Royal Family as well??? Choke on a crumpet or something?

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    lolly89 Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by MbalmR View Post


    Aren't we due for another member of the Royal Family as well??? Choke on a crumpet or something?
    Or perhaps a corgi? The queen and prince phil are surely a ripe old age by now!

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    Mrs. Watson Guest
    Prince Phil is too cranky to die, I think. He'll be one that lives forever.

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