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    Worst Christmas Songs Ever!

    You know...I thought I had heard it all....
    I have dealt with the songs about Grandma getting run over by the reindeer....the redneck Christmas....Tha gangsta Christmas.....even Tiny Tim's Christmas Carols...
    BUT....
    To turn on the radio...and (in my extremely weakened state) have to listen in absolute HORROR to WILLIAM HUNG sing Winter Wonderland?????
    WHO was the marketing genius that thought this was a good idea????
    Give me their address!! NOW!!!
    I am showing up on their doorstep with a pack of starving rabid dogs in santa costumes.....that was TORTURE.....

    ok...your turn....

    Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

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    I heard Christina Aguilera doing a Christmas song on the radio the other day. I don't remember which one it was but she was doing that annoying thing with her voice like Mariah Carey and I had to turn it off so my ears wouldn't bleed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by secretsquirrel13 View Post
    You know...I thought I had heard it all....
    I have dealt with the songs about Grandma getting run over by the reindeer....the redneck Christmas....Tha gangsta Christmas.....even Tiny Tim's Christmas Carols...
    BUT....
    To turn on the radio...and (in my extremely weakened state) have to listen in absolute HORROR to WILLIAM HUNG sing Winter Wonderland?????
    WHO was the marketing genius that thought this was a good idea????
    Give me their address!! NOW!!!
    I am showing up on their doorstep with a pack of starving rabid dogs in santa costumes.....that was TORTURE.....

    ok...your turn....
    No, the only torture was reading your post.

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    Anything by Cliff Richard.
    If you dunno who he is....LUCKY YOU!!

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    Any techno X-mas song... AHHHH!!!!! when I was a kid my Mom & Sister would blast em through the house, nothing worse then BASS PUMPING X-mas tunes.


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    Geez Uncle Milte, I see you're from VA. You're angry little typer. Let me guess Norfolk area or suburb outside D.C.

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    Barry Manilow's Christmas CD

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    "no more calls plz, we have a winner", Twisted Sister, "Oh Come All Ye Faithful"

    give it till a minute in, its worth it......trust me


    http://youtube.com/watch?v=De47fjH6RKY

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    Quote Originally Posted by biguncfan View Post
    "no more calls plz, we have a winner", Twisted Sister, "Oh Come All Ye Faithful"

    give it till a minute in, its worth it......trust me


    http://youtube.com/watch?v=De47fjH6RKY


    OK...I am scared....is it ok to watch while medicated??

    Oh...BTW...which part of NC are you from? I am currently close to Charlotte, but I live in Jacksonville normally (Camp Lejeune). I am just here til the baby is born and will probably return to Jax in Feb....

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    I don't know why, but Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano drives me batshit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by biguncfan View Post
    "no more calls plz, we have a winner", Twisted Sister, "Oh Come All Ye Faithful"

    give it till a minute in, its worth it......trust me


    http://youtube.com/watch?v=De47fjH6RKY

    LOL, I liked that. I always liked Twisted Sister.

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    Raleigh area here, BTW, at least Camp Lejeune isn't the shittiest military base in NC, Ft. Bragg holds that position with a death grip........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jersey Girl View Post
    LOL, I liked that. I always liked Twisted Sister.
    Me too!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by poizenvixenx View Post
    Me too!!



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    I like this but I know most of you will hate it, here you go: RIP JMJ

    RUN DMC "Christmas in Hollis"

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=juBEue3L4LE

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    get this...............Ozzy and Jessica Simpson.........I AM THE YOUTUBE GOD!!!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=H_6O8qtFu3M

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    Anything Bing Crosby, because you know he was full of shit!!!

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    Again I like it, you probably won't:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=kFX3I209LVM

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    Quote Originally Posted by biguncfan View Post
    "no more calls plz, we have a winner", Twisted Sister, "Oh Come All Ye Faithful"

    give it till a minute in, its worth it......trust me


    http://youtube.com/watch?v=De47fjH6RKY
    This is great!
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    Bing Crosby singing a Duet with David Bowie- "Little Drummer Boy"... WTF?

    http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=gKTHvW2JcAA

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    Quote Originally Posted by More Cheese Please View Post
    Bing Crosby singing a Duet with David Bowie- "Little Drummer Boy"... WTF?

    http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=gKTHvW2JcAA
    That one's pretty painful, yeah!

    An awful one for its complete lameness is the Paul McCartney and Wings one: "Simply having a wonderful Christmas time . . ." So, so ,so lame, and with the cheesy wah wah keyboards. Aaargh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amaranthaseven View Post
    That one's pretty painful, yeah!

    An awful one for its complete lameness is the Paul McCartney and Wings one: "Simply having a wonderful Christmas time . . ." So, so ,so lame, and with the cheesy wah wah keyboards. Aaargh!
    LMAO! I just heard that crap on the "all Christmas" channel here that plays Holiday music 24-7 through New Years'. Those keyboards blow!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny62 View Post
    Anything Bing Crosby, because you know he was full of shit!!!
    Damn right. I STILL won't drink Minute Maid orange juice.
    Take care,
    Harry

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    Quote Originally Posted by amaranthaseven View Post
    That one's pretty painful, yeah!

    An awful one for its complete lameness is the Paul McCartney and Wings one: "Simply having a wonderful Christmas time . . ." So, so ,so lame, and with the cheesy wah wah keyboards. Aaargh!
    Oh GAWD does that ever suck!!!!
    Take care,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zombiegirl View Post
    This is great!
    Wow, now that sucked, I may never been able to listen to Carols again.

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    I hate I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smellslikealmonds View Post
    I hate I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas.
    WTF?

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    Oooh, I love this thread! Snarky Christmas!

    I think we should try a 12-days of Death Hag Christmas...

    On the first day of Xmas my true love gave to me, Scott Michaels' F-A-D ♪

    then follow it up with jumpers jumping, airplanes crashing, Bonnie Bakley Bushes Burning, etc. baw haw haw!

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    I'm speechless. The only thing worse than all these could be a rendition of "The 12 Days of Christmas" by............well, anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smellslikealmonds View Post
    I hate I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas.
    My oldest loves that song and goes around singing it all the time - never fails to crack me up

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    I don't think it exists, and I hope it doesn't. But the thought of the Goddess Bunny singing and dancing to "I Saw Mommie Kissing Santa Claus" is giving me the willies. Why I am even thinking about it is scaring me.

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    OK, this is my brother-in-law, Dave. First, you need to know that he's a total narcissist... he's so full of himself that I can't take it. But we love him. And... He's NOTHING like my husband! (Until they're on the phone together for three hours at a shot acting like twelve-year-olds.)

    Listen to "IT'S XMAS TIME" in his music player... believe it or not, my daughter Emily LOVES this song... has since last year (when she was two).
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    Quote Originally Posted by biguncfan View Post
    Raleigh area here, BTW, at least Camp Lejeune isn't the shittiest military base in NC, Ft. Bragg holds that position with a death grip........
    HEY!!! My husband is a retired 82nd Airborne!! THAT'S NOT NICE!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by herekittykitty View Post
    Oooh, I love this thread! Snarky Christmas!

    I think we should try a 12-days of Death Hag Christmas...

    On the first day of Xmas my true love gave to me, Scott Michaels' F-A-D ♪

    then follow it up with jumpers jumping, airplanes crashing, Bonnie Bakley Bushes Burning, etc. baw haw haw!
    ROTFLMAO!!
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    Do They know its christmas.... kill me now
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    I know this thread is about Christmas songs you hate, but I LOVE this song by the Kinks, and I recenly found this hilarious video on youtube:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaY_c9fn4eA

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    New Kids onthe Block released a christmas album back in the day with tracks like "Havea Funky, Funky Christmas" and "This On'e for the Children" along with some classics.

    Okay, I admit it...I bought both a cassette and lp. I was and still am a NKOTB fan.

    "To everything - turn, turn, turn...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fultondyke View Post
    I know this thread is about Christmas songs you hate, but I LOVE this song by the Kinks, and I recenly found this hilarious video on youtube:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaY_c9fn4eA
    I like that song.

    Quote Originally Posted by RubySlippers View Post
    New Kids onthe Block released a christmas album back in the day with tracks like "Havea Funky, Funky Christmas" and "This On'e for the Children" along with some classics.

    Okay, I admit it...I bought both a cassette and lp. I was and still am a NKOTB fan.
    Yep i'm guilty of having that cassette.At that time I thought it was the best christmas tape ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LayneStaleyFan View Post
    I like that song.


    Yep i'm guilty of having that cassette.At that time I thought it was the best christmas tape ever.
    EVER!

    "To everything - turn, turn, turn...
    There is a season - turn, turn, turn...
    And a time for every purpose under heaven."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guest View Post
    "no more calls plz, we have a winner", Twisted Sister, "Oh Come All Ye Faithful"

    give it till a minute in, its worth it......trust me


    http://youtube.com/watch?v=De47fjH6RKY
    Wow, I really like that too. Makes that song not so bad anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by herekittykitty View Post
    Oooh, I love this thread! Snarky Christmas!

    I think we should try a 12-days of Death Hag Christmas...

    On the first day of Xmas my true love gave to me, Scott Michaels' F-A-D ♪

    then follow it up with jumpers jumping, airplanes crashing, Bonnie Bakley Bushes Burning, etc. baw haw haw!
    I really hate that song, but THAT version...now that's a version I'd be more than happy to blast in my car with the windows down.

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    Any boy bands singing carols, anything by Mariah Carey, really dislike the Bing Crosby/David Bowie song, the Hippo song, the Porky Pig song and anything the Chipmunks do. I usually listen to C.D.s - the Michael Crawford C.D. is amazing.
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    oooh. i like the chimpmunks. they should do "Funky Funky Christmas"...

    "To everything - turn, turn, turn...
    There is a season - turn, turn, turn...
    And a time for every purpose under heaven."

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    "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire. Hot sauce dripping from their toes..."


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    I love the Chipmunk Roasting song, has to be one of my favorites!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miho View Post
    "Chipmunks roasting on an open fire. Hot sauce dripping from their toes..."
    i think i am going to cry...

    "To everything - turn, turn, turn...
    There is a season - turn, turn, turn...
    And a time for every purpose under heaven."

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    I have to say as a whole i don't care for most Christmas music, mainly because they start plsying it in the stores in friggin October and I get sick of it

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    I also have to say I hate that freakin' Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas time of Paul and Linda Mccartney with the God awful synthesizer and keyboard. It reminds me of the Christmas I got the Casio keyboard and drove my parents crazy with the swishy-swishy-click-click-knock-knock sound.

    OH, Yeah.. I just heard a cover of Blue Christmas with Elvis being raped by Leann Rimes (at least it sounded like her).
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    It was either Christmas of '80 or '81 and our Christmas bonus at SWA was of then Co. President Howard Putnam singing White Christmas.
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