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Wednesday, December 31st 2008
Yes, Didd, That Really Is Joaquin Phoenix
No, Diddy, he hasn't been moisturizing the sexy. Joaquin hasn't even been bathing the sexy. Obviously.
Joaquin Phoenix said "Bye Good" to Hollywood and (censored, check the link for the text, MichaelD goes way overboard on these things). This is what fucking happens when you snort too much bunk coke and drink too many random cocktails left on the bar. I just want to give him a can of RAID and some Hazmat-approved antibacterial soap, because you know there's baby roaches living in that beard.
That being said, I'd hit it with a clothespin on my nose. Well, his sparkly hair clip is fancy!
Here's Joaquin,
Casey Affleck, Brett Ratner and
Diddy at a douche convention in Miami two nights ago. I bet you Joaquin only talks in his own language, because he thinks the government can hear all his conversations.