Beheading
Electric Chair
Firing Squad
Unleash pit bulls on him
Hanging
Cut his dick off and let him bleed to death
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[quote=midnitelamp;559736]I remember when Johnny{rotten] Lydon was on Judge Judy,being sued by a roadie. Judy did'nt know who he was,but she warmed to him. he was acquited,then in the interview after the verdict,when asked what he was going to do now,he looked left and right without moving his head,and replied in a sotto voice,"look for the real killers'. could not have been better.
Funny!
Death Hag of Legend
They shouldve just sentenced him to a Thunderdome Style cage match between him and his daughter. Two men enter. One man leave. Or woman in this case. That would be cool. Tina Turner could sing the national anthem and a drunken Mel Gibson could spew anti-Jewish remarks in the post match commentary.
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
Renowned Death Hag
Originally Posted by ichabodius
I don't know why, but this reminds me of Apollo Creed versus the Russian in Rocky IV when he comes out dancing and James Brown is singing "Living in America"
Death Hag of Legend
I was referring to Mad Max Beyond the Thunderdome. There is no need to involve Sylvester Stallone. You can involve Sylvester (the gay disco star) though he can do a duet of We Dont Need Another Hero with Tina. That would be cool.
Last edited by ichabodius; 12-05-2008 at 02:52 PM.
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
Renowned Death Hag
Nah, I am going with Eye of the Tiger lol
Death Hag of Legend
Gross. I had that tape when I was a kid. Listened to it once and then sighed in dismay.
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
Senior Death Hag
It may have been because I was tired and bored waiting to hear the verdict, but did anyone else notice his little arms? I couldn't help but notice he had lil chicken arms for his size.
??If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.? - Michael Jackson
Renowned Death Hag
Well, what got this cat hissin' mad today was when Fred Goldman and Kim Goldman were TRYING to talk to the press and there were people yelling and heckling in the background! How dare they! They should all be shot! OJ murdered their son - I don't know if you have scene the crime photo of Ron and Nicole's bodies - but there was a lot of damage, they were butchered! I can't imagine what those two families went through - and those ignorant people are yelling at THEM? WTF?
"I guess every form of refuge has its price"...
Renowned Death Hag
Hey maybe I'm an old fart - but I can't get over how famous this Layne Staley is!
"I guess every form of refuge has its price"...
OJ aint gonna be out in 6. He wont be eligible for parole until he does 9 years. I say he should serve the ENTIRE 15 years, No ifs, ands' or bungholes about it. Put him in general population, NOT segregated. If hes in segregated, then he's still getting catered to. Like someone said earlier, karma is a right bitch. Spot on. I think OJ's just upset because now he cant be still searching for Ron and Nicole's killer. *rolls eyes* OJ's an arrogant pos, sob bunghole.
Death Hag Extraordinaire
OJ again *yawn*.
I am a sick puppy....woof woof!!!
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Carping the living shit out of the Diem. - Me!!
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I guess the glove fit this time~!
No no no, we can't have in him in general because he's THE JUICE. Remember the people holding the signs during that stupid chase saying GO OJ GO! He'll get catered to by the other inmates who are also "innocent". He'll be a hero among them.
Put his ass in isolation and let him rot.
Karma is a sweet sweet pie, best eaten cold.
I hope Nicole and Ron are laughing their asses off.
Yipeee Ky Aye.....Finally...glad he got something but sure hope he spends much more then 6 years in the slammer. What constitutes him being release at the 6 year mark? Does he have to show a excellent behavior or what? Can they keep him longer even if he is Mr goodytwoshoes? Really he needs to spend at least 15 years in there. I hate to see him get out of there before he turns 75 years old. I want to see an old buzzard come out of that prison when he is released.
You're too kind, Nicki. I want his ass to DIE in there.
Death Hag of Legend
Yes I agree he will be a celebrity and catered to in prison. Isolate the cuntman and let him slide into insanity.
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
Senior Death Hag
I'm so glad that jackass is paying for something...He should have to pay way more than just his money and 6 or more years...but itll do I suppose
Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them. ~Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama
In a twist of sheer irony, OJ will be sharing a cell with Nicole and Ron's REAL killer!!
uggggggh! I've got Nancy Grace on right now and just watched most of his "tearful statement" to the court
MY GOD STOP YOUR SNIVELING!!!! I'm seeing more emotion from him NOW than I did when "Mr. Innocent" got to see pictures of his ex wife BUTCHERED...no emotions at all back then!
he got cocky...he fucked up...it couldn't have happened to a *ahem* nicer guy...FUCK YOU OJ SIMPSON!!!!
YOU CAN SIT...AND...ROT!
I think Karma can be a righteous bitch.The 61-year-old was found guilty 13 years to the day after he was cleared of the double murder of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman.
Karma can be a right bitch sometimes
I'll say it again: Put him in general population where he'll undoubtedly get Dahmerd by some other sociopath looking for infamy/notoriety.
A little help here please.
I'm seein a bunch of numbers on the news websites and here for the max. The CNN headline reads 15 yet in the article it reads 33!?
Which one is it?
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/05/...ing/index.html
And he's eligible for parole in nine, right?
And what is the likelyhood of him getting out early on appeal? What's the avg. length of time for something like that?
Thanx for any replies.
poor o.j.
Let's take a look at this pathetic attempt of O.J's words to the judge before sentencing:
"In no way did I mean to hurt anybody, to steal anything from anyone," Simpson said.
You have a gun and you didn't mean to hurt anyone? What was it? A water pistol?
"I didn't want anybody else's stuff. I just wanted my own."
Yeah. We get that. But taking your things back by force is stealing, even if it's your stuff to begin with. It may not seem fair but call the cops next time. Or better yet: Next time hang on to your stuff!
"I realize that I was stupid. I am sorry."
Only because he's going off to prison.
"I didn’t know that I was doing anything illegal. I thought I was retrieving property from friends. I’m sorry, I’m sorry for all of it."
"Friends?" Yeah. Like my friends break into my house all the time and point guns at me! And no. He's not sorry. If he was really sorry then he would have been smart and not tried to do that in the first place.
What a moron.
It's nice to see a celeb finally be treated like us when it comes to the law. Maybe and hoepfully this will break new ground and future ones will do hard time (such as Lindsay Lohan etc.) instead of just getting a slap on the wrist so that they can continue to endanger the public with drunk driving or whatever.
Last edited by GrinReaper; 12-05-2008 at 08:32 PM.
Renowned Death Hag
Yeah, OJ should have done what Robert Blake did - stay out of the spotlight, hide.
No one is giving a shit about Blake right now, unless he does something stupid like OJ did.
He's off to the state prison in Ely. The worst prison in our fine state. He'd better hope they isolate him there. If he gets whacked the last thing it'll be for is the noteriety. Somebody will whack him just because he looked at them wrong. Remember the show "OZ"? Yah, it's like that.
He's off to the state prison in Ely. The worst prison in our fine state. He'd better hope they isolate him there. If he gets whacked the last thing it'll be for is the noteriety. Somebody will whack him just because he looked at them wrong. Remember the show "OZ"? Yah, it's like that.
Hey Guys! Go get you some Beecher!
OOO, I had such a crush on Toby. Then Keller came along. GROOOWWWLLLLL!! I'd work him like an all day lollipop! I must admit I like the bad boys. So I go and marry a cop. Go figure.
Renowned Death Hag
NG was great during this,on a split screen,she playd a violin,wiped away a tear,held her nose,etc.
Knowlege Comes With Deaths release
Heaven's on the pillow,it's Silence competes with Hell
"If you don't go to other peoples' funerals,they won't come to yours."-Yogi Berra
I loved what the judge said -she said at first she didn't know if O.J. was arrogant or stupid.
After all the time spent,she said she realized he was both.
Well, I would not be opposed to that at all!
So he's gonna be in with the hardcore of the hardcores? Good. I'm positive he has a raving Mr. Hyde sociopath alter ego (the one you hear on the tape of the robbery and the one that killed Ron and Nicole). If that side of him takes over full time in the clink he might do just fine in there. Just a thought.He's off to the state prison in Ely. The worst prison in our fine state. He'd better hope they isolate him there. If he gets whacked the last thing it'll be for is the noteriety. Somebody will whack him just because he looked at them wrong. Remember the show "OZ"? Yah, it's like that.
Enjoy the next 9 to 33 in the joint O.J.
* snort *Enjoy the next 9 to 33 in the joint O.J.
Indeed Molly!
lmaoooooooindeed molly!
I can't stand O.J.
..........BRWAWAWAWA
Looks like he just got done carving up the white meat. :-/
Dang no golf course nearby!!!
He said he wanted to move to Nevada anyway!!
Death Hag
Whats weird iz I liked OJ before the murders. He was charming, personable,and I dug the Naked Gun films.
Of course ted Bundy was charming too....sociopaths. WATCH OUT! They are actors! Nice on the outside, evil within.
may the forces of evil get confused on the way to your house
Death Hag
may the forces of evil get confused on the way to your house
He was always in Miami playing golf......and we all knew it.....now the only balls he`ll be hitting are the ones slapping his face when he`s getiing reemed in the mouth
Wasn't that disgusting?
They lost their beloved son and brother and jackasses are heckling them!
What these people have gone through!
Oh yes the jackasses were calling them RACISTS!
Renowned Death Hag
Hey MoonRabbit! Yes, it was totally disgusting! Heckling them, those jerks are monsters! Those people have gone through hell in the last, what is it, 14 years now! Racist? Ya ok, I am sooo sick of that word - those people that say that are usually racists themselves! OJ is a double murderer who got off 14 years ago - and is now in prison for DIFFERENT charges, he is guilty, period. Take care, MoonRabbit!Wasn't that disgusting?
They lost their beloved son and brother and jackasses are heckling them!
What these people have gone through!
Oh yes the jackasses were calling them RACISTS!
"I guess every form of refuge has its price"...
I'm not touching that one with a 10 foot pole.....lmao !!!
I so tried to ignore it too....* snort *
That about sums it up
Best comment I read all day!
I get so mad when people harass the Goldman family. A lot of people can talk about Nicole's family and OJ supporting them, whatever. But Ron Goldman was doing a good deed, and was in the wrong place at the wrong time. He wasn't involved in any of the nonsense that was OJ and the Brown family. He was just a nice guy.
These people lost their son, for God's sake. I think that alone gives them a lifelong freebie to handle the grief any way they see fit. I don't care if they run naked through Central Park shouting, "OJ Simpson is a tool!" at the top of their lungs. Hell, they deserve it.
I hope they can dig every bit of money out of that rat bastard that they can.
Rot in hell, OJ Simpson, you ratbag fuck!
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