Gary Coleman

**SomeChick** · 02-14-2008, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by cleanskull

Nose to nose his toes are in it, Toe to toes his nose is in it.

Originally Posted by hlh004

B-A-R-F
(Disposing of the mental images....)

A one and a two and a spew!

So gross but so funny you two, LOL.

knothere · 02-14-2008, 01:15 AM

lol@bigfoot

**neilmpenny** · 02-14-2008, 03:43 AM

Well they say love is blind. I am thinking four quarts of Jack Daniels blind in this case.

MbalmR · 02-14-2008, 04:35 AM

Jesus, you guys are funny. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!!! Even my husband had to come in here to see this thread because he was curious as to why I was braying like a mule. Oh, wait.......................

Bigfoot · 02-14-2008, 05:13 AM

Originally Posted by MbalmR

Jesus, you guys are funny. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!!! Even my husband had to come in here to see this thread because he was curious as to why I was braying like a mule. Oh, wait.......................

Are you related to Gary's wife in some way?

**Aries65** · 02-14-2008, 05:21 AM

I just think Annie has a thing for carrots!

MbalmR · 02-14-2008, 05:24 AM

I'm hot for big gums, actually.

MbalmR · 02-14-2008, 05:25 AM

And fat cheeks.

**Aries65** · 02-14-2008, 05:48 AM

the happily married couple in a few years...

Queen_Death_Hag · 02-14-2008, 08:44 AM

Chaka LMFAO she does look like him!

WendyK · 02-14-2008, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by Bigfoot

They will look something like this

I evisioned the same thing

divaghosty · 02-14-2008, 08:48 AM

They just said on the radio that he was supposedly a VIRGIN!!!

VegasVic · 02-14-2008, 08:52 AM

Not really that big a secret if you know where to look...

http://www.accessclarkcounty.com/rec...arch_aspx.html

A lot of celebs get married here, so you can look 'em up. It says a Gary Wayne Coleman married Laronda something-or-other back in 1994. I wonder if this is the same Gary.

Queen_Death_Hag · 02-14-2008, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by divaghosty

They just said on the radio that he was supposedly a VIRGIN!!!

Ok how in the hell can you be married and a virgin??

WendyK · 02-14-2008, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by divaghosty

They just said on the radio that he was supposedly a VIRGIN!!!

I can kinda see that LMAO

divaghosty · 02-14-2008, 08:56 AM

Originally Posted by Queen_Death_Hag

Ok how in the hell can you be married and a virgin??

LOL Well he was a virgin until the wedding night I guess.

lisalouver · 02-14-2008, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by divaghosty

LOL Well he was a virgin until the wedding night I guess.

Or maybe he still is!!!!!!!!!

Bigfoot · 02-14-2008, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by Queen_Death_Hag

Ok how in the hell can you be married and a virgin??

Ask Gary Coleman and he will tell you

WendyK · 02-14-2008, 03:56 PM

I am having midgit porn w/ animals running threw my brain right now.

RaRaRamona · 02-14-2008, 08:32 PM

Aaaaw I missed them on GMA this morning. I agree with whoever said there's a reality show coming. "Old MacDonald" or something?

lisalouver · 02-14-2008, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by RaRaRamona

Aaaaw I missed them on GMA this morning. I agree with whoever said there's a reality show coming. "Old MacDonald" or something?

E-I-E-I-OH!

RaRaRamona · 02-14-2008, 08:49 PM

E-i-e-i-no!!!!

lisalouver · 02-14-2008, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by RaRaRamona

E-i-e-i-no!!!!

LMAO

Mrs. James Dean · 02-14-2008, 09:00 PM

Um, yeah, I'm predicting they will divorce soon.

RaRaRamona · 02-14-2008, 09:05 PM

The D word? Never! Whatchoo talkin bout MJD?? They are in love!

**KELT** · 02-14-2008, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by hrhdiesel

Hasnt he recently come out as gay? So...lets change it to sorry boys!!!

Danny douchebag or whatever his name is - well he is single again! (even his roids addiction has affected his "pee pee! as someone earlier put it!)

GAY GUY vs a black midget

I don't think that either has the girls lining up, you know ? ?

RaRaRamona · 02-14-2008, 10:13 PM

Is Danny gay?

......or just desperate?

**SomeChick** · 02-15-2008, 12:57 AM

Originally Posted by RaRaRamona

E-i-e-i-no!!!!

LOL

PvN73 · 02-15-2008, 01:01 AM

Originally Posted by Bigfoot

They will look something like this

Isnt that Kenneth Pinyon's girlfriend?

Bigfoot · 02-15-2008, 05:11 AM

Originally Posted by PvN73

Isnt that Kenneth Pinyon's girlfriend?

Nah, this one is smaller. It inherited Gary's condition

**cleanskull** · 02-15-2008, 05:55 AM

Everytime i see Pinyon's name I can't help but giggle. Made his place in history at the end of a horses dong. Who knows, maybe Gary's nickname is tripod.

**SomeChick** · 02-15-2008, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by cleanskull

Everytime i see Pinyon's name I can't help but giggle. Made his place in history at the end of a horses dong. Who knows, maybe Gary's nickname is tripod.

(My husband's reply: )

Or Barstool.

smellslikealmonds · 02-15-2008, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by Queen_Death_Hag

Ok how in the hell can you be married and a virgin??

Maybe he has inadequate equipment and/or doesn't know how to use it.

Bigfoot · 02-15-2008, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by SomeChick

(My husband's reply: )

Or Barstool.

Well, he has the perfect height

pvezz · 02-15-2008, 01:46 PM

Dylgem22 · 02-15-2008, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by pvezz

I love it!!

Mamma · 02-15-2008, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by Mrs. James Dean

Um, yeah, I'm predicting they will divorce soon.

O yeah, that's a given I agree. In the past couple of days, I've been getting the Herve Villachaize's wife-vibe from her. Man I hope there was a prenup. I think Gary was finally coming up for air after all the financial woes, he's been hitting the reality VH1 shows often. I'd like to see him hang on to what little he's got left. And no, I'm not talking about his pee-pee (Or Danny Bonaduce's

)

Now when Corey Feldmen asked for a prenup with his wife whatsherface on VH1, that shit had me LOLROFLMFAO and all that other web speak.

And this?

Just because she can eat an apple through a picket fence.

Exquisite

.

Reecy · 02-15-2008, 04:42 PM

Gary is a 40 year old virgin. Now I just wish someone would rip that darn moustache off his face.

**ad nauseam** · 02-15-2008, 04:50 PM

http://www.dlisted.com/node/23607

Highlights:
They have never done it.
She proposed to him when she thought he was dying.
They fight all the time.
They look miserable.

RaRaRamona · 02-15-2008, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by ad nauseam

http://www.dlisted.com/node/23607

Highlights:
They have never done it.
She proposed to him when she thought he was dying.
They fight all the time.
They look miserable.

LOL that was so rude.

Elizabeth · 02-15-2008, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by hrhdiesel

Hasnt he recently come out as gay? So...lets change it to sorry boys!!!

Danny douchebag or whatever his name is - well he is single again! (even his roids addiction has affected his "pee pee! as someone earlier put it!)

Are you referring to my future next husband, Danny Bonaduce???

RaRaRamona · 02-15-2008, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Elizabeth

Are you referring to my future next husband, Danny Bonaduce???

Immediate intervention in the Gary Coleman thread STAT!

Mamma · 02-15-2008, 05:04 PM

Oh no, those videos at DListed are horrible. They are so miserable. Why did he do this, for the company? And he clearly being the meal ticket for this girl while she thought he was dying. I'll bet she never thought he'd make it this far. Guaranteed.

D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

Oh, and if they haven't done the deed by now, they ain't gonna.

RaRaRamona · 02-15-2008, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by Mamma

Oh, and if they haven't done the deed by now, they ain't gonna.

I agree with that.

Elizabeth · 02-15-2008, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by RaRaRamona

Immediate intervention in the Gary Coleman thread STAT!

But Danny is so cute.....

Bigfoot · 02-15-2008, 05:15 PM

I don't mean this wrong, but if you haven't had sex since you got married then why the fuck you got married for?!?!? so if she dies he can inherit a couple bucks?!?!?! That is sad, very, very sad!

RaRaRamona · 02-15-2008, 05:16 PM

Here's my big question: was it really in secret or is it more like nobody noticed or cared? Why are they all over tv & the talk shows if it was such a secret?

RaRaRamona · 02-16-2008, 10:54 PM

Heeeey Elizabeth! Guess what? Your dreams are coming true:

http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/16/bonadu...guy-in-hiding/

March issue of Penthouse
Bonaduce
Live & in color

**ichabodius** · 02-16-2008, 10:57 PM

Heeeey Elizabeth! Guess what? Your dreams are coming true:

http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/16/bonadu...guy-in-hiding/

March issue of Penthouse
Bonaduce
Live & in color

On the first day of ChristMas my true love sent to me,
a tiny cock in a red bush.

Jazbabee · 02-16-2008, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by RaRaRamona

Heeeey Elizabeth! Guess what? Your dreams are coming true:

http://www.tmz.com/2008/02/16/bonadu...guy-in-hiding/

March issue of Penthouse
Bonaduce
Live & in color

OMG, from what we saw in the pics circulating recently, with that little bitty wee wee, they will have to GIVE the magazines away !!!

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