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    I've read some of the comments this Bozo (sorry,...

    I've read some of the comments this Bozo (sorry, Bozo The Clown) made at his Nuremberg-style rally in Minnesota the other night, and I've changed my mind about something I said.

    I said that as...
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    You know, most life insurance policies won't pay...

    You know, most life insurance policies won't pay if you were engaged in risky business at the time of death:

    Skydiving, racing cars or boats, engaging in combat or warfare, those sorts of things....
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    With Russia. Or Ukraine. For daring to meddle...

    With Russia.
    Or Ukraine.
    For daring to meddle in our elections.

    As a great and loyal and law-respecting American citizen of unmatched wisdom and uncommon values, one doesn't tolerate foreign...
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    I think things are about to get interesting as...

    I think things are about to get interesting as the chickens come home to roost.

    Most former Presidents go on the lecture circuit and get high dollar to speak at all sorts of events.
    This guy...
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    RIP, Rip.

    RIP, Rip.
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    They could have just measured her head and...

    They could have just measured her head and checked it for bumps to see if she was guilty.
    Sometimes, especially back then; people knew how to disguise their countenance to hide their real nature;...
  7. Thread: The Death Penalty

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    Cause = effect. I'm no longer really in favor...

    Cause = effect.

    I'm no longer really in favor of that punishment, although I can't say I have any real problem with it.
    I just don't think it's necessary when you have the option of permanently...
  8. Yeah - the "official story" does just seem off....

    Yeah - the "official story" does just seem off.
    But the best case scenario - if you can call it that - is that she got turned around and made a mistake; and killed a guy as a result.

    He's dead...
  9. That wouldn't be surprising. But sometimes...

    That wouldn't be surprising.
    But sometimes things work out kind of funny.

    Maybe here in 2 or 3 years, President Biden will be asked to consider a pardon for Trump.
  10. Thread: The Death Penalty

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    Done properly, hanging shouldn't hurt at all. If...

    Done properly, hanging shouldn't hurt at all.
    If you've decided to kill somebody, and now you're getting all worked up over it maybe causing some pain, something just seems a bit off to me.
  11. 19 seems like a pretty ripe old age for an...

    19 seems like a pretty ripe old age for an apartment tiger.
    Especially a Harlem apartment tiger.
  12. Poll: Homeopathic "medicine" is pretty much what I...

    Homeopathic "medicine" is pretty much what I mentioned above - some active ingredient with "medicinal value" is added to water.
    It is then diluted to the point where there is no trace of the...
  13. Poll: Yeah - but then there's the fact that millions of...

    Yeah - but then there's the fact that millions of people spend millions (billions?) of dollars per year following their advice or leads, and buying their books and silly products.
    If you believe...
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    Ironically, if the guy had proposed from within...

    Ironically, if the guy had proposed from within the floating underwater death trap, we wouldn't be having this discussion.
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    Indeed. We need to see people jumping on barbed...

    Indeed.
    We need to see people jumping on barbed wire trampolines and racing jet engine-powered race cars with square wheels.
    And solar binoculars with which you can see the sun like never before...
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    Yeah, something seems very odd. Submerged...

    Yeah, something seems very odd.
    Submerged bedroom?
    What's next - arctic bathrooms and living rooms on fire?

    I wonder how deeply submerged the bedroom was.
  17. Thread: Ric Ocasik RIP

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    Yeah - lots of people I know are sexually...

    Yeah - lots of people I know are sexually attracted to flies.
    A few are sexually attracted to roaches - I think that's slightly weird.
  18. Damn. And I bitch about people driving with...

    Damn.
    And I bitch about people driving with their phone in their hand.
  19. So what you're saying is that when the military...

    So what you're saying is that when the military or whoever pays us a single, flat rate for the body of our mother or mother-in-law, we're really getting robbed because they can turn around and sell...
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    Too few things in life serve dual (or more)...

    Too few things in life serve dual (or more) purposes equally well - sort of like Duct Tape or WD-40, but the Ped Egg is one of those things,
    There's the intended use, but it works just as well for...
  21. I see, sorry. I thought maybe you had a feud...

    I see, sorry.
    I thought maybe you had a feud going on with your neighbors.
    They could probably sue you if you were making threats or something or something like that.

    It seems to me that if the...
  22. By this logic, anybody who goes to a costume...

    By this logic, anybody who goes to a costume party dressed as something that they are not, is being insensitive and offensive.
    On another note, I'm surprised that Trump hasn't tried to improve his...
  23. Why might your neighbors sue? Back to the...

    Why might your neighbors sue?

    Back to the topic - how can they even prove that the guy did it on purpose?
    It could have been a gas leak that resulted in an explosion - that happens with some...
  24. Is wearing blackface as part of a party costume...

    Is wearing blackface as part of a party costume racist within itself?
    Must there be some intent to disparage, embarrass, make fun of or demean others before it becomes racist?
  25. Son-in-law may be laughing about it now. If not,...

    Son-in-law may be laughing about it now.
    If not, it could be for lack of potato salad or S'mores.

    Some aspects of history might seem a bit less grim if we made a point of discussing them over...
  26. Visit a few web sites selling...

    Visit a few web sites selling do-it-yourself-blow-up-your-house kits and you might have lots of time for working on a crime novel.
    Free room and board, too.
  27. Well damn then. He died a criminal and will...

    Well damn then.
    He died a criminal and will never have a chance to clear his name.

    He might not have even known that his actions were criminal.
    He might have been innocently planning to blow his...
  28. He didn't really commit arson, he blew up the...

    He didn't really commit arson, he blew up the house.
    And we don't know if he actually committed suicide, that might have just been a not-necessarily-planned consequence of being in or near the house...
  29. Aussie possums probably have venomous barbs on...

    Aussie possums probably have venomous barbs on their feet and lethal stingers on their tails.
    They have to possess some kind of natural defenses.

    From the magpies.
  30. In absentia.

    In absentia.
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    Those commenters are just blowing smoke - Thanos...

    Those commenters are just blowing smoke - Thanos had nothing to do with it.
    They've obviously never witnessed a real alien attack.
    And you're right about lightning passing right through the body,...
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    Looks completely real to me. But, I think it was...

    Looks completely real to me.
    But, I think it was an alien attack.
    That's exactly how they do it.
  33. Australia seems to be a thoroughly dangerous...

    Australia seems to be a thoroughly dangerous place.
    Between the snakes, the drop bears, the crocodiles and the magpies; those guys probably just need to spend more time indoors.
    Unless maybe they...
  34. How rude. There again, it was his house. Never...

    How rude.
    There again, it was his house.
    Never mind.
  35. Thread: Ric Ocasik RIP

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    Damned hard to believe he was 75. RIP, Ric.

    Damned hard to believe he was 75.
    RIP, Ric.
  36. Thread: Eddie Money

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    RIP, Eddie.

    RIP, Eddie.
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    Poll: Bigfoot. Bigfoot did it.

    Bigfoot.
    Bigfoot did it.
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    Poll: But then it would be spam, PK. When I saw that...

    But then it would be spam, PK.
    When I saw that there was a new post in this thread, I thought for a minute that maybe; just maybe; that whole Kennedy-Oswald-Mafia-Cuba-Bigfoot thing had finally been...
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    Try listening to it really, really loud. At work.

    Try listening to it really, really loud.
    At work.
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    Dang. I didn't know they did that. Good thing...

    Dang.
    I didn't know they did that.
    Good thing though - I'm really sure that at that moment in time, hearing Elton John's Rocket Man or James Taylor's Fire and Rain would have pushed me right over...
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    Yeah, all that too. ...

    Yeah, all that too.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPMpeNDIGdk
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    Seriously? Pinkfong is the Pink Floyd of this...

    Seriously?
    Pinkfong is the Pink Floyd of this decade.
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    Great find, thanks!

    Great find, thanks!
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    Uhhh, link?

    Uhhh, link?
  45. Maybe it was an accident.

    Maybe it was an accident.
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    Wonder if they ever figured out what happened.

    Wonder if they ever figured out what happened.
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    Miss you, P.

    Miss you, P.
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    My God that's bad. Can you even imagine being on...

    My God that's bad.
    Can you even imagine being on the camera\sound crew for that video shoot?

    "OK, everybody - take #47, with feeling this time!"

    Notice how there wasn't a disclaimer on that...
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    That's good to know, thanks. I just spent the...

    That's good to know, thanks.
    I just spent the last 20 minutes reading that danged book, I'll be back for more.
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    Nope - I did as well.

    Nope - I did as well.
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