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There's no sore loser like a Trump supporter. Every time I read a post from one of them, it makes my day. I look forward to EIGHT YEARS of it. :)
This is what I was posting about last night. He released this statement immediately after Congress certified the electoral votes:
“Even though I totally disagree with the outcome of the election,...
Bunkerbitch just announced there will be an orderly transition on the 20th!!!
We're not going to have 4 more years of Bonespur. Here's how the process will unfold:
1. Both houses of Congress will meet in a joint session to ratify the electoral results.
2. They will go...
The US is all about the sanctity of life, as long as the child has not actually been born yet.
George Carlin had a bit once about how maybe we could get more support for abortion rights if we...
I'm just going to copy and paste my latest Facebook rant:
Okay, this post will be a little longer. So long, in fact, that Facebook won’t let me put a pretty picture behind it. But bear with me. ...
I've probably quoted this previously on this thread, but:
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." -George Carlin
I'm so progressive I'm going to vote for a candidate who doesn't even exist!
And then I will be smugly superior throughout Trump's second term!
Also, I may be mentally handicapped!
Wow. People are so freaking delusional.
Love it that all the Bonespur supporters are crowing like possible collusion with a foreign power - something NO President has EVER done - was the only thing to not like about the guy.
Sometimes I look at a Bonespur supporter and I just think to myself, "Move away, you fucker!"
So now Bonespur claims he never said Mexico was going to pay for the wall. Maybe the simplest thing at this point would be for him to just reopen the government, and claim he never said he wanted a...
Here's to an impeachment in 2019.
(Woo hoo! I got the first FAD Forum post of the New Year!)
Bonespur asked a 7-year-old girl if she still believed in Santa.
Unbelievable. Well, from anyone else it would be.
She said yes.
Not sure if he followed that up with, "In a couple of years,...
There has been a GoFundMe set up to pay for the border wall. Several million dollars has been raised in only a few days. I would love to stick a microphone in their faces and ask them this is...
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https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/a2vs1e/exact_moment_each_world_leader_in_turn_realizes/
This is funny.
Attempts to draw a comparison between Bonespur and ANY other American President are humorous to me.
It's this kind of fuzzy thinking that leads to nonsense like voting for third party candidates.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2018/11/29/how-donald-trump-appeals-to-men-secretly-insecure-about-their-manhood/?fbclid=IwAR3ILJmJ7GQ6j1kNOGxXfccpmQtinoODH1WxhG8YdU7ZjHmueNaFdrQP6e...
I am familiar with her in the way a non-Mississippian would be. I could see her and Tennessee's own Marsha Blackburn going out to Sunday brunch together, and afterwards maybe going out to burn a...
Tulsi Gabbard told Bonespur to quit being "Saudi Arabia's bitch." Love it. Can't wait to see what his draft-dodging ass has to say in response.
When asked if the fire in California had changed his opinion about climate change, Bonespur said no, and then elaborated:
"I want great climate, and we're going to have that."
Guy missed his...
Jim Acosta of CNN got his credntials taken away because he dared to challenge Bonespur at his press conference. First it was Megyn Kelly; now he can't bear to be in the same room as a scary ol' CNN...
I'm pleased that the polling was mostly accurate (as opposed to 2016), and the Democrats actually DID take the House as per forecast. Remains to be seen how big the margin is. I would love it if they...
Bonespur is already trying to explain away what might be bad Midterm results on Tuesday.
Says "two maniacs" stopped Republicans' momentum.
Obviously could have more accurately called them "two...
And the Asshole in Chief is going to Pittsburgh today.
Because of course he is.
I am teaching Oedipus the King tonight, and something really struck me about this mythical TYRANT. Does the following remind you of anybody?
"I know you are all sick, yet there is not one of you,...
Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like we're about to hear that the Reichstag has been burned down?
So Bonespur identified himself as a Nationalist at a rally. Thoughts?
"Video shows George Lopez fighting Trump supporter at Hooters"
This guy is living his best life.
...
You're welcome. SNL has been on fire with their portrayal of Bonespur and his people. And I think this sketch is the best thing I've seen Chris Redd (Kanye) do.
Who on here has suggested this double standard?
Did somebody say "Kanye"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sO5-t3iEYY
:D
The GOP needs a new mascot. The elephant is too obscure.
I suggest an oblivious T-Rex with a comet bearing down on it in the background.
No, there's all these women out there who want to destroy your life for no particular reason!
And why wouldn't they? Look how successful these attacks are. Why, Boozy Brett had to wait a whole...
I'm seeing all these dudes on social media echo Bonespur's comments that it's "scary" to be a guy now, because you could be falsely accused of sexual assault. This to me is a huge red flag.
I'm a...
Susan Collins is now saying she DOES believe Dr. Ford was assaulted, but she believes it was by somebody other than Justice Red Solo Cup.
I guess we'll see if Maine's voters will let her have that...
When Kavanaugh was sworn in, it made me mad enough to eat beans!
To truly appreciate how partisan this was, ask yourself two questions:
1. How could Dr. Ford have possibly been any more credible?
2. How could Kav's testimony have possibly gone any worse...
I hope Collins gets OBLITERATED at the voting booth in 2 years.
Manchin sadly will be just fine. He lives in Trump country and is adored by his "people."
He got confirmed.
Dark day for America.
We gotta vote these fuckers out.
Never forget that the "nuclear option" is a violation of normal Congressional procedure. Under the rules both parties abided by for decades, Kavanaugh would have already been decisively rejected.
Yeah. Whoever came up with it was very clever.
Just in case anybody hasn't seen this yet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m6mCRePii0
I think we can make educated judgments about what really happened based on the credibility of the people who spoke at the hearing. For example, we know for certain Kavanaugh lied multiple times....
The thing is, karma should have got this guy decades ago.
Bonespur is the kind of person that makes me hope there's a Hell.
I am sorry. I can't imagine what that feels like for you.
When I listened to Kavanaugh, setting aside the assault allegations, it was just bizarre to me that someone with such poor self-control is...
Bonespur made fun of Dr. Ford's testimony at a rally.
His supporters laughed and cheered.
Bonespur is a pig, and his supporters are pigs.
...