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I like Spam, usually a little salty though.
It's pretty good fried too.

Those single slice servings were essential storm supplies when I lived on the coast.

I was going to share a photo, but instead I'm looking all over the place for that cool picture I used to have of two turds on a plate.

A colonoscopy likely saved my BIL's life six or seven years ago.
They detected cancer at an early stage, he had surgery and has been doing great since.
Me being me, I have declined to have one in...

That's quite the tome, congratulations on finishing it!
Did you know that the first American dictionary was published in 1796 and contained over 65,000 words with definitions, detailed descriptions...

Happy Birthday, Cindy.
Dang - I'm hungry now.

My apologies for that post then, sorry.

I hope that wasn't a bad bottle of vodka because I got a bad bottle of Crown Royal once.
Drank the bottle, next day I had a headache and felt like crap for...

Sorry to hear.
I bet he's probably looking remorseful, but inside he might be thinking that it's been just the best kind of day.

Check this out for how to tell if mom is coming back to feed the babies:
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She was probably just a little distrustful because she never saw you wash your gloves.
But look - being there near the protests and such, I'm surprised ya'll aren't busy as hell - you can work up a...

Interesting.
I had to get a "health department card" many years ago when I worked in a store that sold some prepared foods.
it was really just getting a TB skin test, if you weren't positive for...

It is crazy.
I only wear a mask if I have to go into some place where they are required - I think I've put one on twice.
Both times were last weekend in my old hometown that has a city-wide mask...

So it's sort of like one of those old time Veg-O-Matic slicers where you could slice a whole big potato into slices or wedges with a single stroke.
But with lemons.

Why is touching the lemon a...

Wow.
That couldn't have worked out better if you had planned it.

I do not get the lemon and salt thing.

I bought a Dell desktop back around 2001 or so.
It was great and held up a long time, I never had to call their service though.
I got my stimulus check too so that's kind of nice.
It makes me...

You could just wrap Saran Wrap around your lower face, just enough to cover your nose and mouth; that shouldn't cause any issues with your glasses.

You could still help the guy out.
Just visit a few dozen lawyer websites and enter his info into their contact forms.
If you do enough of them, surely he'll be able to find one who can fill the...

Just imagine where we'd be without thumbs.
And not just any thumbs - opposable thumbs.
Opposable thumbs are to using tools what chins are to putting on pillow cases.

And don't even think about...

Not to everybody...

Gotcha!
Now it makes perfect sense...

Wee willy dog eggs?

Now there's a phrase I haven't heard anybody from the south say lately.
Or ever.
Or anybody from anywhere else either.

I believe that the technical medical term for that is that you, "threw your back out".
If you avoid moving in that way that makes it hurt, it will be a bit less painful.

Try holding your breath.
I've heard that mentioned as possibly being beneficial when trying to influence the outcome of some matters of concern or matters of question.

Was the Bud OK?

I think she's referring to the whole "Mexican" thing.
I hope you're setting some of that extra money back, that danged wall is gonna be expensive.
Maybe you could get a few other Mexicans to chip...

That's what happens when you get a bad bottle of Crown Royal.
You can tell it's bad because you drink it all, then the next morning you feel bad, have a headache, that sort of thing.



Any of...

You should doze off for a bit, see if that helps.

Drinking a lot of alcohol really fast might help.

Congrats, Ria!
Glad things are working out well.
That cost of living situation has me thinking maybe a change of locale isn't such a bad idea...

She'll never be invited to anything ever again.
Maybe she and Mitt should start hanging out.

In his reality, they are then.
By extension, the same goes for his followers.
The US Senate should pass a resolution honoring all of Kansas for their spectacular, come from behind win and...

Those are closer to the truth, I'd say.
I'm fixing to change mine again, I thought they were funny at first but they're starting to disturb me.
It's incredible that anybody could ever think there's...

Funny thing I've noticed about the Trump fans (Trumpanzees, I've heard them called):
Several times I've commented on news stories about being a conservative who is very opposed to Trump.
They...

My favorite author.
I think I've read everything he did, including some previously unpublished stories released after his death.
Slaughterhouse Five in part drew upon Vonnegut's experiences as a...

5 grand is a lot of fast food, y'all were hopping.

The first time I heard someone say something about having dinner when referring to the evening meal, I thought they were crazy.
Turns out that were just from Canada or Tennessee or someplace way up...

Old school Southerners call the mid-day meal "dinner", the evening meal is "supper".

A "yankee" is somebody from up north who comes down south.
A "damned yankee" is somebody from up north who...

Thanks.
That was going to be my next guess...

I see it.
A few days ago the icons for all four of the "Death Hag Central" categories were gone.
The categories were there, just the icons to the left of the title were gone.
They came back after...

Haven't seen you post lately - wondered where you were.
I had dinner at a Chinese place last night - Christmas music playing...

Been to Walmart lately?

Great find, thanks!

Uhhh, link?

I think we've ruled the system out although it was a logical suspicion in an earlier analysis.

Yeah - our minds do funny things when they start to go.
That's what my doctor keeps telling me anyway.

It might only be some weird cognitive disorder causing you to perceive things like that when really, they're fine.

Miami Vice reruns are great.
I have season one on DVD - I actually - somehow - wound up - for a time - in possession of some "unofficial" episodes a few years ago. Back then, they weren't releasing...

Notarized?

That's a pretty good story, but if she sincerely didn't want her dead body used for military blast testing; don't you think you'd have it in writing?
I think you'd have it in writing.

Did she ever specifically tell you that or are you just making assumptions?

LOL - I have it on DVD.
My kind of humor, been watching those guys since they were "The State".